What the...?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Jones_Stuff, Sep 4, 2010.


  1. Jones_Stuff

    Jones_Stuff

    Nov 26, 2009
    Leicester, UK
    No idea if any of you have seen this before, but I got a good laugh out of it. :D

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    Just thought sharin' is carin'. I wonder if this is the best guitar for metal?
     
  2. waleross

    waleross

    Nov 27, 2009
    South Florida
    Maybe good for C & W . Looks like it could double as a gun. :cool:
     
  3. Good for balls to the wall speed metal...

    Randy
     
  4. They should keep a couple of these handy at every GC (along with a full length mirror next to the guitar amps) so that when the dopes come in and want to WANK on a guitar...they can WANK appropriately...and see how they look doing it. :D
     
  5. That's the perfect guitar for jam sessions where you hate to let other people play your..... instrument.

    That's a guitar that screams to be played only by the owner...

    Randy
     
  6. xxfaux_punkxx

    xxfaux_punkxx

    Mar 18, 2010
    Indiana
    "This is my rifle! This is my gun!"
     
  7. pnut166

    pnut166

    Jun 5, 2008
    alabama
    Only if you play balls-out. It`s great for just wankin` away in the basement, but don`t get too cocky with it - the tone is kinda limp. I mean, you really have to flog `em to get anything out. If you`re hard up for a metal bass, don`t blow your load on this one. Get a Johnson - the hard maple body stands out in the mix much more than these. The thing with Johnsons, though, is the old ones don`t hold up too well; newer ones will sure take a beating, though. That`s who I`d put my money on in this pissing match.
     
  8. /endthread
     
  9. puddin tame

    puddin tame

    Aug 14, 2010
    any news on a wangbass?
     
  10. pedroims

    pedroims

    Dec 19, 2007
    Michigan
    something similar:

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  11. ^^^^ Notice the guy in the black T-shirt in the lower-right... I note a theme going on...
     
  12. Perfect for playing '70's porno soundtracks -
    Bow-chikka wow-wow...
     
  13. AcidFripp

    AcidFripp

    Jul 12, 2010
    Looks like the perfect instrument for someone who likes to wank, such as Yngwie Malmsteen.
     
  14. Well done! cheering.gif
     
  15. Can I have your autograph?
     
  16. AcidFripp

    AcidFripp

    Jul 12, 2010
    :help:
    Oh, lawdy...
     
  17. timmus

    timmus JS Bach is really the ultimate bass player Supporting Member

    I wonder what happens when he gets to the climax of the solo :)
     
  18. Beginner Bass

    Beginner Bass

    Jul 8, 2009
    Round Rock, TX
    A&R, Soulless Corporation Records
    Yes.
     
  19. Comes with Trojan gig bag.
     
  20. pnut166

    pnut166

    Jun 5, 2008
    alabama
    Is this their P model ? I bet, with a big head, you could really push the bottom with one of these. If, y`know, that`s your thing.
     

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