What the...?

[Jones_Stuff]

No idea if any of you have seen this before, but I got a good laugh out of it.

Just thought sharin' is carin'. I wonder if this is the best guitar for metal?

 

[waleross]

Maybe good for C & W . Looks like it could double as a gun.

 

[steveksux]

No idea if any of you have seen this before, but I got a good laugh out of it.

Just thought sharin' is carin'. I wonder if this is the best guitar for metal?

Good for balls to the wall speed metal...

Randy

 

[totallyfrozen]

They should keep a couple of these handy at every GC (along with a full length mirror next to the guitar amps) so that when the dopes come in and want to WANK on a guitar...they can WANK appropriately...and see how they look doing it.

 

[steveksux]

That's the perfect guitar for jam sessions where you hate to let other people play your..... instrument.

That's a guitar that screams to be played only by the owner...

Randy

 

[xxfaux_punkxx]

Maybe good for C & W . Looks like it could double as a gun.

"This is my rifle! This is my gun!"

 

[pnut166]

I wonder if this is the best guitar for metal?

Only if you play balls-out. It`s great for just wankin` away in the basement, but don`t get too cocky with it - the tone is kinda limp. I mean, you really have to flog `em to get anything out. If you`re hard up for a metal bass, don`t blow your load on this one. Get a Johnson - the hard maple body stands out in the mix much more than these. The thing with Johnsons, though, is the old ones don`t hold up too well; newer ones will sure take a beating, though. That`s who I`d put my money on in this pissing match.

 

[R. Laevinus]

Only if you play balls-out. It`s great for just wankin` away in the basement, but don`t get too cocky with it - the tone is kinda limp. If you`re hard up for a metal bass, don`t blow your load on this one. Get a Johnson - the hard maple body stands out in the mix much more than these. That`s who I`d put my money on in a pissing match !

/endthread

 

[puddin tame]

any news on a wangbass?

 

[pedroims]

something similar:

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[Dekker]

^^^^ Notice the guy in the black T-shirt in the lower-right... I note a theme going on...

 

[Never_grew_up]

Perfect for playing '70's porno soundtracks -
Bow-chikka wow-wow...

 

[AcidFripp]

Looks like the perfect instrument for someone who likes to wank, such as Yngwie Malmsteen.

 

[totallyfrozen]

Only if you play balls-out. It`s great for just wankin` away in the basement, but don`t get too cocky with it - the tone is kinda limp. I mean, you really have to flog `em to get anything out. If you`re hard up for a metal bass, don`t blow your load on this one. Get a Johnson - the hard maple body stands out in the mix much more than these. The thing with Johnsons, though, is the old ones don`t hold up too well; newer ones will sure take a beating, though. That`s who I`d put my money on in this pissing match.

Well done!

 

[poorbassist15]

Only if you play balls-out. It`s great for just wankin` away in the basement, but don`t get too cocky with it - the tone is kinda limp. I mean, you really have to flog `em to get anything out. If you`re hard up for a metal bass, don`t blow your load on this one. Get a Johnson - the hard maple body stands out in the mix much more than these. The thing with Johnsons, though, is the old ones don`t hold up too well; newer ones will sure take a beating, though. That`s who I`d put my money on in this pissing match.

Can I have your autograph?

 

[AcidFripp]

Only if you play balls-out. It`s great for just wankin` away in the basement, but don`t get too cocky with it - the tone is kinda limp. I mean, you really have to flog `em to get anything out. If you`re hard up for a metal bass, don`t blow your load on this one. Get a Johnson - the hard maple body stands out in the mix much more than these. The thing with Johnsons, though, is the old ones don`t hold up too well; newer ones will sure take a beating, though. That`s who I`d put my money on in this pissing match.

Oh, lawdy...

 

[timmus]

I wonder what happens when he gets to the climax of the solo

 

[Beginner Bass]

Looks like the perfect instrument for someone who likes to wank, such as Yngwie Malmsteen.

Yes.

 

[capnsandwich]

Comes with Trojan gig bag.

 

[pnut166]

Is this their P model ? I bet, with a big head, you could really push the bottom with one of these. If, y`know, that`s your thing.