What the...?

Maybe good for C & W . Looks like it could double as a gun.

 

Good for balls to the wall speed metal...

Randy

 

They should keep a couple of these handy at every GC (along with a full length mirror next to the guitar amps) so that when the dopes come in and want to WANK on a guitar...they can WANK appropriately...and see how they look doing it.

 

That's the perfect guitar for jam sessions where you hate to let other people play your..... instrument.

That's a guitar that screams to be played only by the owner...

Randy

 

"This is my rifle! This is my gun!"

 

Only if you play balls-out. It`s great for just wankin` away in the basement, but don`t get too cocky with it - the tone is kinda limp. I mean, you really have to flog `em to get anything out. If you`re hard up for a metal bass, don`t blow your load on this one. Get a Johnson - the hard maple body stands out in the mix much more than these. The thing with Johnsons, though, is the old ones don`t hold up too well; newer ones will sure take a beating, though. That`s who I`d put my money on in this pissing match.

 

/endthread

 

any news on a wangbass?

 

something similar:

 

^^^^ Notice the guy in the black T-shirt in the lower-right... I note a theme going on...

 

Perfect for playing '70's porno soundtracks -
Bow-chikka wow-wow...

 

Looks like the perfect instrument for someone who likes to wank, such as Yngwie Malmsteen.

 

Well done!

 

Can I have your autograph?

 

Oh, lawdy...

 

I wonder what happens when he gets to the climax of the solo

 

Yes.

 

Comes with Trojan gig bag.

 

Is this their P model ? I bet, with a big head, you could really push the bottom with one of these. If, y`know, that`s your thing.