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What's your irrational fear?

I'm utterly terrified of clawfoot furniture.--^@

Or old furniture with the swoops and carvings. Now I think about it, what I've found scary is those decorative metal plates they put in the gables of old farmhouses. Or those flue covers they use to block off old openings in a chimney, they look like an upside down metal paper plate and often have scary suns and things painted on them.

Just press your shoulder into the door as you open it. That way the shoulder absorbs the blow.

I think what is being referred to is not a doorknob, but a pivoting handle. Someone coming from the other side and twisting your wrist or jamming your fingers. I usually just push those one way with the palm of my hand.

Being on a boat in the middle of Lake Michigan where I can't see the shorelines and 6 ft. waves....

Boats in general. I don't consider it "irrational". I just don't want any part of them.
Same here, even though I live in the state with the most registered boats, in one of the biggest boating areas. Ships I think are scary.
 
I cannot watch helicopter blades spinning on TV or at a movie. Feels like they are going to spin right off the prop shaft and into my head. Even that ceiling fan picture gives me the heebies.

No problems with choppers (or ceiling fans) in real life. Irrational.

IIRC there used to be a band called Vic Morrow's Head. My fear is that I'll someday have to listen to them.
 
I try to stay clear of Rattle Snakes.
Have had a few encounters with them in the wild and they can really put a scare in you.

Actually, come to think of it, there's really nothing irrational about that.

ok, Garden snakes. can't stand 'em.
 
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Fan in the ceiling? That's why I just play headless bass at home. Have managed to get ceiling fans in every room, but the bathroom.
And you know what? Whenever a fan is running, a very faint vibrato/tremolo can be heard of your bass/guitar/voice sound. The fan acts as a "Leslie Speaker" of some sorts, and throws both airwaves, and soundwaves around. Doppler you know. You won't believe this but try it for yourself. However, it has no impact if you record the bass direct, it's just your IRL ears.

And this faint tremolo/vibrato I no like! :sour:

Fears? I have fears against any Claus too, especially Santa Claus. ;) Klaustrophobic. Comes with age. You're not as nimble anymore and can linger your way out from tight spaces. But elevators, flight cabins, I have no problems with. But cars. If we're 5 people in a car, I'd rather be driving, or sitting in the passengers seat. I must have a door next to me, not 2 persons at each side. At concerts, it has come to such a head, that if I am in the audience at a large outdoor standing room only festival I keep myself in back of the soundman desk, that behind my back there's so much space that I can split if some nasty things happen. I have to have my back free and as escape route. Never been a front of stage headbanger anyway.
 
Never seen such a creature. I googled "large insects" and that didn't come up. Did the image search and only got soldiers relaxing in Vietnam. I did my share or relaxing in Vietnam. If one of those things was on the trail, I would have turned around. Most likely would have kept on riding to Tan Son Nhat to find the first airliner back home!

Edit: @Old Garage-Bander , I see you have this nightmare covered. Carry on, soldier.
Looks like a centipede or millipede. What's worse is that those things are highly poisonous :nailbiting:.
 
Get some of those giant 12" rubber bands. Hold one end, stretch it out, and let the other held end go. Practice on some small objects.

I manage to get spiders, crickets, and even flies with these.

Be careful though, especially on a carpet. The bugs tend to fly off in unpredictable directions. One spider hit me in the head. And if one lands on your other half, the spider will be the least of your problems.

My best shot was a spider that bounced off the circular blade on my miter saw. It sounded like a bell.

Seriously, take an active, offensive approach. I used to fear these also. Now they fear me.

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I was standing in front of my bathroom mirror last year and the unthinkable DID happen. A spider descended from the ceiling onto my head. I thought i was having one of those nightmares for a sec lol. I keep a stick with some sticky tape on the end to get them off the ceiling. They make a yucky mess if mashed against the ceiling.
 
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When walking on a sidewalk next to a busy street, I worry that a car tire might catch the edge of a rounded pebble and shoot it out like a melon seed, striking me on the eyebrow and giving me a headache.
Funny you'd mention that.

While not a pebble projectile in the eye while walking on a sidewalk, i did get a nice laceration in my left forearm riding in my car one day from a small piece of flying slate that put a clean little incision about two inches long in my forearm as it rested on the sill of my truck door while driving down a road frequented by flying (almost literally) coal hauling 18 wheelers. As i met one and we went past each other i felt a sting on my forearm and a slight thump on my chest. I looked down and saw a small piece of slate with a very fine edge laying on the floorboard of my truck. That's when i looked at my arm and saw the cut. It was shallow and required little more than a good flushing with water, but the idea of that rock hitting me in the eye was unnerving enough i started riding with the AC on and my windows up on that road.
 
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Ringing phones. I'm always afraid it's going to be bad news. Also train whistles. I work right next to a set of freight tracks about a half mile from a crossing. It doesn't matter how many times I hear it, when I'm outside and it blows, even when I know it's coming, it strikes terror through the core of my soul every time.
 

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