When TB was down.

[Razman]

Sometimes my response is slow. I never know if it is my line or if the problem is at the TB server.

If you want to check if talk bass is down for everyone, you can ping the server to check with isitdownrightnow.

I did ping the server and got responses, reset my internet and everything. Thought my tablet was on the fritz.

Great limerick earlier, this is hilarious...

Raz

 

[Calaverasgrande]

I was at my GFs house, away from my basses, and bored to s*** while she watched wedding reality shows... Translation: I was in hell!

I probably know the post guys on the show you watched. They hate their lives BTW.

 

[Zooberwerx]

Careful or you'll put the rod through the side of the engine. Ask me how I know. You need a weaker spring.

I can only imagine! Thanks for the tip. I'm guessing this particular spring is commonly available at better lawn 'n garden shops, no?

Riis

 

[nubs]

remodeled or helped the wife remodel the bedroom drywall mudding and carpet shopping.....THANKS ALLOT TB!

 

[Nev375]

I had a conversation with my wife and shared some deeply held personal opinions with her.
She told me how wrong I was and laughed at me.

I'm a lucky man.

 

[bjabass]

It's been working like this, autotune has got so popular that singers tried the thwart it by singing in tune.

They in turn got accused of using autotune because suddenly they were in tune.

Just to show there was no autotune being used singers then started singing out of tune.

In the meantime, "autodetune" has emerged as one of the top selling utlities. It's also a makeup remover and fret polish.

WHEW! THAT'S a relief! I would HATE to think someone got paid huge bucks and got arguably the most exposure available in the WORLD and couldn't hit a note any closer than that....

 

[Calaverasgrande]

I bought a Mosin Nagant Bayonet and a Fender PA 135 for $50.

Gotta love the safety on those Nagants

 

[BassmanPaul]

The timing didn't occur to me 'til I read your post but I joined a band as the drummer while the site was down.

Damn!! Now you'll have to relearn how to drool!!!

 

[BassmanPaul]

You may not have noticed Forum owner Paul posting and stickying this to the top of every forum on TB:

http://www.talkbass.com/forum/announcement.php?f=15&a=238

HA! Must be a Windows machine!!

 

[BassmanPaul]

the way i see it is i have 3 pairs of knickers so i've only worn each pair 287 times...... its only the stubbon understains keeping them together - vivyan - the young ones

Not supposed to be knickers under the kilt mon!!