I think after reading this I'm just going to refrain from using the term "MIA" and just respond with "It kicks your basses ass" when referring to anything involved with the origin, electronics, cosmetic condition, playability, tone, or color of my bass compared to yours. Will that solve the issue?
I mean, that's less offensive than using "MIA", isn't it? It's objective, truthful, non-derogatory, and doesn't base the shorthand name of a certain bass on the ACTUAL place where it was manufactured. Is there another country that's called America? Frick no. So I'm gonna call myself an American, since my country is the only country called "America".
Oh, and I see the troll convention forgot that the whole of North and South America was named after an Italian: Amerigo Vespucci. Or we can argue that's not the case, and that it was named after a locality in Nicaragua, which meant "gold". Or, we shouldn't forget the Welsh merchant Richard Amerike. If we don't go that way we can BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH SHUT UP I DON'T CAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Might was well just erase the Italian Welsh Nicaraguan's name from two continents and name it after the Natives who were here. Would that make you happy? We can say "Made in Shemungnungawago". MIS. Better yet, cavemen and Pterosaurs were here before even Natives. We can name it North and South Stegosaurus-Land. Would that be more politically correct?