This is the thread I was trying to find and from that originally posted by Keef, this list:
TOP TEN REASONS G&Ls AREN'T MORE POPULAR
(donning flame-retardant suit)
1. (so, show me an early 80s SB-1 or L-1k look a like) Lack of a Unique, Original Design – a Rick is instantly recognizable from across the room, as is a P, a Jazz, a Stingray, a Steinberger, a Thunderbird, a Wal, a Status, a Hofner, a Burns, a Mosrite, a Danelectro, a Spector, a Corvette, etc, etc. When I see a G&L from a distance, my first thought is "what is that... a Carvin..? A G&L..? A Washburn..? A Dean? A Stingray without a pickguard? A... ???" G&L's most instantly-recognizable, distinctive body style is the ASAT... a TELECASTER GUITAR COPY! All of the other G&Ls lack a unique style – they're just kinda... there. To my eye, they're just, well... generic. And dare I say it..? Carvin-y.
2. Brand Recognition (all the decent bass players I know are aware of G&L, nubes maybe not) – I think it would have been of great help to G&L if they had chosen one headstock shape, and stuck with it. Brand recognition matters (and I'm sorry, but that pointy little doohickey on the headstock is so blatantly the quickest, laziest, least-inspired way to get around copyright infringement – MusicMan did the Fender headstock copyright-dodge better.... Lakland did it better... Sadowsky did it better... cripes, RONDO/SX did it better!).
3. Weight ( I have some lighter ones from early 80s 8-9 lbs and some heavy 9-11lbs, but if 1 lb more is too much for you too lift play guitar wimp (exception those with back issues)) – All the G&Ls I played (many years ago) were absolute boat anchors – maybe they've changed (?), but bad impressions (and back pains) last a long time.
4. Too Complex (show me a less complex bass than my SB-1s or L1000, I do have a brain though and have no problem understanding how to get the sound out of my 81 L2Ke, and even my previously owned 97 L2k) – Most basses (at least the ones that sell in the zillions of units) have Volume/Tone or Volume/Volume/Tone. Even the classic active Stingray established itself with only three knobs. Start putting mini-toggle switches on a bass, and people get confused and intimidated – it's sad, but true – even a cursory glance at the forum reveals this. Give 'em a Jaguar, they start clamoring for schematics! Want to scare your average bassist? Show him a mini-toggle switch!
5. No "trademark" Sound – (Really? I have yet to find a bass that can match my 82 SB-1 in sound, or my L-1000s. I am very happy with these basses and don't dislike but don't need the other follow the crowd sounds) Read any of the threads here, people want "P-Bass thump", "J honk", "Rick clang", "Warwick growl". When was the last time you heard someone ask for a "G&L sound"? IS there even a "G&L sound"? Which leads us to...
6. Too Versatile – (huh? why post this) What people don't seem to want is true versatility. Don't believe me? Do a forum search for Wal basses, like I did last night – all you'll read are a bunch of complaints from people who couldn't instantly "dial in their tone". From what I've witnessed, 99% of bassists don't want to have to experiment to get a sound that suits them (aka: P, J, 'Ray).
7. Unorthodox Colors – (sunburst, tobacco burst, powder blue, trans green, olympic white, black, yeah, trans red, really off the wall stuff, and yeah did have a LPB SB-1, very nice but sold it) If G&L offered more traditional colors (Candy Apple Red, Lake Placid Blue), I have no doubt they'd sell more instruments. People like tradition.
8. Lack of B&M Vendors – ( a legitimate complaint, however, I haven't had a problem finding any, there is the internet, and sure enought, all the ones I bought without playing, great players, luck maybe. Dealers near me like the follow the crowd brands and don't want to take chances with the suckie economy) I like to try a bass out before I buy it. There aren't enough G&Ls in STORES.
9. Lack of Celebrity "star" Players (yeah, Dee Murray from Elton John is not a very celeb bass player) – no Jaco, no Entwistle, no Geddy. Granted, this is a really STUPID reason, but no one can deny it's veracity – no McCartney = no Hofner. People buy what their idols play. If Flea/Claypool/Fieldy started using G&Ls exclusively, G&Ls would start flying off the shelves.
10. Carrots. (the fact that G&L isn't mainstream is OK with me, I love it when folks ask what is that bass it sounds awesome. My P bass is not that bass, although it sounds pretty good)
Anyway, these are my honest thoughts – no offense intended to the faithful. And I'm no hater, either – I'd really like to try an L-2500 (the headstock doohickey looks much better on a 3+2, IMO).
I'd probably have bought one, had I been able to actually try one first.