LOL!!!!Did you go to Bear Republic and look for a distributor of Racer 5 in your local area? Hit them up on Facebook. They're good guys. Small company. If still no luck then I'll send you one, but you have to pay for the shipping, and you're going to get a pic of my @$$ with it. Hopefully, I can get some horribly wrong and hairy distention going just to scar your visual memory. Maybe a well developed dingle-berry or two. Sound good?
The closest distributor is a few hours away from me.
You should send me a whole sixxer. It'd be big of ya. I'll even pay you.
RE: the snapshot of your sand-encrusted starfish, I'd be sure to kill it with fire... As soon as the beer was rescued, of course.