WHY PLAYING BASS IS BETTER THAN YOUR SPOUSE

[dave_bass5]

I use Mozilla Firefox 2.0, it has a new plug-in that automatically spellchecks EVERYTHING that you type....

even as i am...typing right now, i feel ashamed at all the squiggly red lines on my screen

It's like having a dictionary as "Big brother"

...everyone, try it's hilarious

Yeah, Ff is great for this sort of thing. i use tit aswall for spall cheking

 

[meev991]

Yeah, Ff is great for this sort of thing. i use tit aswall for spall cheking

scarasm?

 

[x_Zero_x]

heh... you can play with your bass all night and wont have to worry about getting it knocked up...

 

[Yngwie 4String]

Im a single guy so Ill say this:

-your bass is easier to pick up than a girl

-you can customize your bass
-you can easily adjust the tone of your bass
-your bass likes metal
-your bass can sing better than your girlfriend

and for you upright players:

-your bass doesnt get mad when you stand it up

 

[Timmayx]

I haven't turned on the spell checker on my Firefox. Too lazy too really, I'll just change stuff if I notice.

Why a your bass/es are better than the internet. They don't care if you can't spell

-your bass is easier to pick up than a girl

So true :\

 

[beyondhairy]

you can adjust how much low end your bass has!!

 

[xafofo]

your bass won't mind if you look at bass pr0n and fantasize about other basses all day

 

[lowenduser]

You don't have to remember your bass' birthday

A quick rub of a cloth and your bass looks like new

A bass will always allow you "strap it on"

you only take your bass out when you want to

Your bass doen't steal your razor either

My bass has great curves

 

[iceshaft07]

Your bass does not complain about you playing the bass.

 

[enigmabass]

Your bass does not complain about you playing the bass.

no but my amp does


your bass will let you hold the remote control
your bass doesn't care if you havent had a shower in a week
your bass doesn't care if you got in a fight last night
your bass doesn't mind you learning new tricks on other basses


and I don't know about you guys but my bass looks at me alot with lust in it's nuts.