WHY PLAYING BASS IS BETTER THAN YOUR SPOUSE

[s1l3nc3r]

Here you go

My bass never leaves the toilet seat up

My bass doesn't care if I go shopping

My bass doesn't snore

My bass wouldn't tell you if I dented the car

My bass doesn't care if I hang my pantyhose in the bathroom

My bass doesn't think poetry is queer

My bass can't make me pregnant

now i really want to get married lol also as i said i dont have anything im not married (im 13)

 

[Rakie]

Your bass never tells you not to shave in the refrigerator (What ?!?!)
Your bass doesn't mind you peeing in the shower... Even when its not on ( !!! )
Your bass doesn't complain when its time to trade up
Your bass doesn't mind twisting its knobs too hard.

 

[s1l3nc3r]

Your bass never tells you not to shave in the refrigerator (What ?!?!)
Your bass doesn't mind you peeing in the shower... Even when its not on ( !!! )
Your bass doesn't complain when its time to trade up
Your bass doesn't mind twisting its knobs too hard.

thats gonna be a hard habit to break

 

[amistybleu]

You can hold your basses bottom end when ever you like.

 

[Silas Martinez]

Nothing in this world is better than my spouse.

I truly feel sorry for those of you who cannot say the same.

+1, gotta agree there (with regards to my own spouse, of course).

 

[jm3sb0nd007]

I'm guessing your spouses were looking over your shoulders?

They're gone now...its ok, you can let it all out now. Express your love for your bass.

 

[silent89]

You can finger a minor (or A Minor for that matter) and and not go to jail. (in fact, you may actually WANT to finger A Minor)

 

[QORC]

+1, gotta agree there (with regards to my own spouse, of course).

guys, guys, guys...

this is humor...a J-O-K-E

I love my wife too

 

[s1l3nc3r]

you can slap an open "A" all day long.........

 

[meev991]

you can slap an open "A" all day long.........

i'm missing something here, but i probably dont want to know what it is anyways

 

[s1l3nc3r]

use context clues my friend and tell me if you get it

 

[meev991]

use context clues my friend and tell me if you get it

I think we all need to go back to playing our bass, instead of making this thread bigger HAHHAHAHA

 

[Roundwound]

I think we all need to go back to playing our bass, instead of making this thread bigger HAHHAHAHA

Speaking of bigger, a bass doesn't get...I'm not going there

 

[redefine dave]

your bass doesn't mind if you have more then 1

its ok if you finger a minor

 

[beyondhairy]

prefer to finger A major instead? lol

 

[Timmayx]

Isn't that grounds for a court marshall?

 

[dave_bass5]

Not read all the replies but here's mine.
you can put your bass in a case and zip it up when you dont need it.
It doesn't cost a lot to put bigger PUPs (think about it) on your bass.
you can sell it on ebay if you get fed up with it.

 

[QORC]

Isn't that grounds for a court marshall?

or martial even

 

[Timmayx]

I live in England, all spelling mistakes are void :lol:

If all else fails, take a guess lol

 

[meev991]

I use Mozilla Firefox 2.0, it has a new plug-in that automatically spellchecks EVERYTHING that you type....

even as i am...typing right now, i feel ashamed at all the squiggly red lines on my screen

It's like having a dictionary as "Big brother"

...everyone, try it's hilarious