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WHY PLAYING BASS IS BETTER THAN YOUR SPOUSE
- Thread starter QORC
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headless bass? pretty cool. headless wife?... oh hey, wait a minute...
it's a lot cheaper to get a bass modified and upgraded.
you don't have to deal with weird hairs when you do a lousy job waxing your bass (that one's for us warwick people).
it's a lot cheaper to get a bass modified and upgraded.
you don't have to deal with weird hairs when you do a lousy job waxing your bass (that one's for us warwick people).
i dunno, some of the maturer ones play pretty nicely
haha i never really tought about the "exprience" thing i geuss your right
1. Your bass isn't 'out of action' for one week a month.
2. Your bass never tells you to put the toilet seat down; or clean the bathroom sink.
3. The bass doesnt squeal at the sight of creepy crawlies.
4. The bass, if dropped, chipped or damaged can be easily replaced.
2. Your bass never tells you to put the toilet seat down; or clean the bathroom sink.
3. The bass doesnt squeal at the sight of creepy crawlies.
4. The bass, if dropped, chipped or damaged can be easily replaced.
- Passive basses are that way for life
- You can play a bass and drink at the same time
- Refins are less expensive than facelifts
- Hum is better than nagging
New (and used) basses are available on Ebay. New (and used) women.......well maybe someday in the glorious future.
And it's not frowned upon to go window shopping for basses.
And it's not frowned upon to go window shopping for basses.
hahaha so true
your bass will never ask if it looks better than the bass nextdoor.
if your unhappy with your bass you can sell it.
your bass wont back its gig bag and leave you for anouther playar.
your bass will complain about the string you buy her she is just happy to get them.
you can borrow another bass, pop it's g-string, and the first bass won't mind
your bass won't mind if you tune it out once in a while
You can use your fingers, a pick, or slap your bass, and it won't complain
If you own a cheapo bass, it will always suck no matter what.
You can share your bass with your friends.
Your bass won't don't care if you look at other basses.
Your bass won't care if you buy Bass magazines.
Your bass doesn't care if you never listen to it.
Your bass won't care if you leave up the toilet seat.
Your parents won't remain in touch with your old bass after you dump it.
Your bass never wants a night out with the other basses
You can play your bass the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
your bass won't mind if you tune it out once in a while
You can use your fingers, a pick, or slap your bass, and it won't complain
If you own a cheapo bass, it will always suck no matter what.
You can share your bass with your friends.
Your bass won't don't care if you look at other basses.
Your bass won't care if you buy Bass magazines.
Your bass doesn't care if you never listen to it.
Your bass won't care if you leave up the toilet seat.
Your parents won't remain in touch with your old bass after you dump it.
Your bass never wants a night out with the other basses
You can play your bass the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
If your bass goes flat, you can easily fix it
Your bass never gets a headache
You don't have to take a shower before you play your bass
You don't need to wear protection to play your bass
Your bass has a volume knob
You can finger a bass in public and get applause, not arrested
You can use 4 fingers at one time on your bass
A bass doesn't take 1/2 of everything you own after you get rid of it
If your strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set.
You can have a bass professionally adjusted to your liking
the input to your bass is only 1/4" wide
Your bass never gets a headache
You don't have to take a shower before you play your bass
You don't need to wear protection to play your bass
Your bass has a volume knob
You can finger a bass in public and get applause, not arrested
You can use 4 fingers at one time on your bass
A bass doesn't take 1/2 of everything you own after you get rid of it
If your strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set.
You can have a bass professionally adjusted to your liking
the input to your bass is only 1/4" wide
- Aug 25, 2000
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- Endorsing Artist: Sadowsky Guitars
Nothing in this world is better than my spouse.
I truly feel sorry for those of you who cannot say the same.
I truly feel sorry for those of you who cannot say the same.
