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WHY PLAYING BASS IS BETTER THAN YOUR SPOUSE

You can play with it in front of a crowd and people won't complain, and may even appreciate.

You can share it with other people and not worry about getting diseases.

It is okay for it to wear only a translucent coat.

(okay this one is a little harsher) It can keep a stiff rod day and night in its neck and not complain.