You are talking about finding a worthy instrument, which I totally appreciate, I took at least 6 months to decide on my PJ in particular. The OP is talking about G.A.S. and the avoidance of getting down to brass.
Cheese should really focus on digging into that Geddy Lee Jazz of his

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I know cats that have been changing basses every 6 months for the last 20 years, finding inspiration for 6 months and getting nowhere on the instrument. And how they want to spend their cash is their business. But if you want to get good at bass, you definitely don't need a Zon. Trust me on that one.