PANIC! FRUSTRATION! UTTER DESPAIR!
I put on another coat of stain, thinned 1:1 with water and evened it out with a clean damp rag. It looks pretty good, not flat black, but not too "distressed" either. I put on a few coats of sealer and declared the staining process complete.
Then I glued the neck in. Well, at least I tried. Here's where things went south.
I thought that the tenon fit loosely enough into the pocket so that I could still slide it in while using titebond (a technique I've used many times before), but I was wrong. Dead wrong. The wood swelled up so much that I could only get about 1/3 into the pocket until it seized up. I figured that I'm unable to push it all the way in, so I tried to get the neck back out. It wouldn't move a bit. After fighting it for five minutes of wiggling it up and down, left and right and pulling like there's no tomorrow, I finally got it back out. Phew. I'm exhausted.
That's not what you want to see with 2 weeks left in the buildoff. Now I have to pick up the pieces and start over. I wiped and scraped most of the glue off while it was still soft. The rest will be sanded off later. The tenon is almost back to where it was before, but cleaning up the inside of the pocket is a bit more tedious. While trying to pull the neck out, the center seam of the top separated a bit. Luckily there is no visible gap.
I think my best bet would be to use epoxy. I was hoping to avoid it because it tends to visibly soak into the wood surrounding the joint, but I guess there's no other way. On the plus side, The epoxy could automatically reinforce the center seam.