worked a Cat Power show awhile back. I can never get those hours back...oh well
The self delusional supported by the unknowing.
The self delusional supported by the unknowing.
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Frequently I get roped into "jamming" with some friends that have a studio and all the top gear you can think of. They are hobbyists but have great aspirations to play out at clubs.
We will run through a few songs and they are God awful bad. Herky-jerky, out of meter, dropped notes, wrong notes, wrong tempo, missed stops, and on and on........
At the end, they are high five-ing each other and gushing with excitement how awesome that just sounded.
I just bite my tongue and politely smile.
Some people and bands truly have no idea and I am sure there are similar bands and they are playing out.
Bob Dylan was terrible live and that was back in '92!
10,000 Maniacs were a huge disappointment live. I can't listen to them anymore because I've been scarred for life.
Was the Stevie Ray Vaughnabee’s name Sam Gunderson?The worst was a tie ...
At the weekly Saturday night street festival in Winston-Salem, NC ... a guy doing the worst Stevie Ray Vaughn impression you can imagine with a backing band that was obviously embarassed to be associating with him in public. He literally never sung a note on key, played SRV like Vernon Reid on crack, and danced around like he had fire ants in his undies. He thought he was a blues guitar God. We (and his backing band) thought he needed medication.
On a Thursday night at the Cat's Cradle in Chapel Hill ... two young kids, one on drums and one with a guitar and a mic. The drummer played what sounded like 'Wipe Out' for an hour straight with no intermission, while the kid with the untuned guitar just beat the hell out of while placing his hand/fingers randomly all over the fretboard, with zero attempt to form a chord, and screaming random sentences into the mic.
I must admit, the last one did have a sort of quaint charm after a while. But the Stevie Ray on PCP guy should be locked up so he can never assault anyone else with his sonic awesomeness again.
Worst national act ... The Black Crows first time thru Chapel Hill. I thought "My God! They get paid?!" Sloppiest off key crap I ever heard. The whole band must have been shooting up Mexico's finest back stage. I heard they got better though, when a local boy took over on guitar (Audley).
I just have to applaud the writing in this post. You, sir, should write screenplays.Not the worst, but DEFINITELY the most boring, and the most surprising due to the realization of how damn bored I was which truly I did NOT expect. A few years ago I went to see Steve Vai at the House of Blues in New Orleans as a last minute seat of the pants idea...I knew he would be accompanied by Billy Sheehan and Tony MacAlpine. Sounds pretty interesting, right?
That was the most mind-numbingly boring concert I have EVER attended. It was like being slowly roasted in hell. Sure, Sheehan was great...but not even his virtuosity could save me from the absolute horrid abyss that is Steve Vai's music. Oh God.
Mr. Vai played well, much smoother and controlled than when I saw him in 1986 with David Lee Roth (Vai sucked live then), but his diva delivery-with a fan on him at all times to blow his hair mind you-made me want to punch a dwarf. Not that I dislike dwarves. But I was so damn bored I could feel my toenails growing.
Vai's originals are the musical equivalent of reading a 14 volume insurance seminar's word-by-word detailing of a 1973 cost analysis of the dangers of performing corporate flood risk assessments as they pertain to operations in Yugoslavia vs. Trinidad and Tobago written in Latin.
Why didn't I just leave, you ask? Well...
I was next to the soundboard, and I saw "Shyboy" written on the setlist a few songs from the end of the show. It was one of the only songs I knew on the list, so I figured I'd stay for that. So, I waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited some more. And waited. And started to look for a dwarf to maul. And waited. And waited. Waited a bit more...
THEM F*CKERS NEVER PLAYED SHYBOY!!!
Turns out they f'n skipped the ONLY song I had an inkling to even want to hear!!!
I was so pissed, I'm even gettin' a 'lil pissed just thinkin' 'bout it. Here I waited what seemed like 9 hours to hear the only redeeming song on the setlist, and the bastards skipped it.
As much as I love Sheehan...I'm SOOOOO glad there wasn't a 'lil dwarf man at that show. I'd be in jail right now.
Bailey Quarters .... yum.I hear that joke a lot, but it was one letter off. It was WKRQ (aka Q102)![]()
They looked like they hated each other and the audience.
Wow, this is an old thread ...
