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Worst Neckdive You've Experienced

Tried one of these out at Sam Ash over the Winter:

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Holy Neck Dive Batman!
 
What's the absolute worst neckdive you've ever experienced in a bass? Today I went into my local pawn shop just to see what they had and there was this red cort 5 string with a musicman humbucker, big inline headstock. Not sure what model, anyway I don't own a 5 and it was really cheap so I thought maybe i would get it just to mess around with it. Hooked it up to my strap and put it on and the thing sank headfirst to the floor. Like it didn't just creep down, it dropped like a rock. Just surprised me how seemingly unplayable it would be (probably why it ended up in the pawn shop for 75 bucks)
Fender Aerodyne. Unplayable as i had to support the neck with my left hand more than finger the notes.
 
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This one - by a country mile. Neither of my Gibson T-Birds ('13 and '18) even begin to come close; if they're slung low and angled up - ya know, like T-Birds are supposed to be played ;) - they're not divers at all. My Ricks like to be parallel to the floor; but that's not diving, AFAIC. My violin basses don't dive, so much as being "slightly weight-biased towards the head stock" - but, holding the neck up on them is no worse than holding up a large candy bar - old and feeble as I am, I can still manage that OK. Nothing else I own could be considered a diver by even the pickiest player.. well, maybe a Frankenstein 12-string hollow body electric guitar, but it's just a wall hanger, really... But, the Kramer? I tried the 'grippy' strap thing with it once; Biiig mistake. When I let go of it, the head stock crash-dived for the floor like a panicked U-boat; the strap pulled my shirt out of the back of my pants, and tried really, really hard to pull it off over my head. And, I'm pretty sure that, if I had bent my head forward just a little, it would have managed it, too. Holding it up is like holding up a large cast-iron skillet, but I think the tone is worth it - as long as I don't have to hold it up for very long....:whistle:
 
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I have a LTD b5jr (micro scale 5 string) and the dive is ridiculous. It requires so much energy and concentration just to hold the neck up that it makes everything way more difficult to play. So I don’t use it. Which is too bad, because there’s a lot to like about the bass otherwise.
 
Two that come to mind. NAMM show one of a kind ASAT bass- satin black with matching HEadstock, and ebony board , a true beauty. I even tried putting a weight on the strap button, I really wanted to keep that bass. The other was a 73 fretless p, that one was hopeless.
Never any problems with t- birds though, I just couldn’t reach the end of the neck.
 
Ibanez Iceman ICB200, as pictured on top of this page by Killed_By_Death.
Headstock heads to the floor so fast you may not catch it in time.
A wide leather strap like recommended by many people who don't "get" how bad it can be would NOT help.
Probably tear your shirt instead.

First fix was adding 12 oz of lead to the control cavity, plus a cellphone belt case with another 8 oz on the strap. Balanced okay.
But the way it hangs from the behind-the-heel strap button is all wrong--the body wants to be too far to your left. I would get a crick in my neck from reaching waaayyy out to get to the first fret or tune.

So I took out all the lead and made a steel bar that screws to the back of the body. Now the strap button is out where it belongs at the 12th fret.
Super comfortable now, and a pound lighter than with the lead fix.
 
My SX p bass. But to be fair it wasn’t so bad until after I changed to pickups, knobs, and bridge. I do the strap loop through my belt trick and it makes it tolerable.

On a side note, is neck dive something that manufactures even consider? I’m kind of shocked a brand as reputable as Warwick would have that issue. Seems like something you’d only find on cheaper basses.
 
My SX p bass. But to be fair it wasn’t so bad until after I changed to pickups, knobs, and bridge. I do the strap loop through my belt trick and it makes it tolerable.

On a side note, is neck dive something that manufactures even consider? I’m kind of shocked a brand as reputable as Warwick would have that issue. Seems like something you’d only find on cheaper basses.
I used to use a short length of belt looped around my thigh and strap to cancel neck dive.
It works.
The Laughing Boy Jackasses think it's REAL funny for some reason.
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And yes.
If the manufactures would extend the horn to the twelfth fret area most basses would balance correctly.
 
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