Worst Relic Job

[Alyssa]

"Buy or Offer carefully as I DON'T Offer returns or refunds!"

 

[LowEndWooly]

I'm actually offended.. What a disgrace.

 

[Alyssa]

Fender Strat/Squier | Reverb
check out another one of his, looks like he took a marker to the back of the neck.

 

[Jim Nazium]

Kind of a cow/cheetah motif goin' on

Exactly ... it's not a relic, it's a Holstein

 

[kenneffdupriest]

Fugly guitar but how much for the cow?

 

[Izac]

I know this isn't a bass, but this has GOT to be the worst relic job I've ever seen. There should be a law against doing this to such a beautiful instrument.


Fender Custom Relic | Reverb

Lets see your work?

 

[Big Brother]

I would black out from rage and rush the stage

 

[aetheldrea]

I thought at first it was partially covered in brown packing tape. Looks like a diseased cow. Maybe thats who Genevieve was.

 

[gln1955]

" I personally did the relic"

Well, at least no one paid to have that done. That's the only good thing I can say about that whole mess.

 

[Izac]

I thought at first it was partially covered in brown packing tape. Looks like a diseased cow. Maybe thats who Genevieve was.

I don't see your work, lets see it! Or do you not know what you are talking about?

 

[Izac]

I know this isn't a bass, but this has GOT to be the worst relic job I've ever seen. There should be a law against doing this to such a beautiful instrument.


Fender Custom Relic | Reverb

Lets see your work?

 

[WheatPenny]

If I ever spill paint thinner and acetone on an instrument (pray I don't), I'll just call it a custom relic and demand more money for it.

 

[Izac]

If I ever spill paint thinner and acetone on an instrument (pray I don't), I'll just call it a custom relic and demand more money for it.

Show your work!

 

[Alyssa]

" I personally did the relic"

Well, at least no one paid to have that done. That's the only good thing I can say about that whole mess.

Oh god.... I wouldn't let someone

If I ever spill paint thinner and acetone on an instrument (pray I don't), I'll just call it a custom relic and demand more money for it.

And charge $1000! Make sure to put in "may or may not be a fender."

 

[WheatPenny]

Oh god.... I wouldn't let someone

And charge $1000! Make sure to put in "may or may not be a fender."

That disclaimer that it may not be a Fender was my favorite part.

 

[Alyssa]

Mine too! A close second is "I personally did the relic and is not a Fender Custom Shop!." Don't worry bud, we can tell.

 

[WheatPenny]

Show your work!

I never claimed to be a woodworker or even skilled in refinishing wood. I play instruments.

 

[Alyssa]

I never claimed to be a woodworker or even skilled in refinishing wood. I play instruments.

Neither did I.

 

[10cc]

Damn Izac goes down before I could place an order.

 

[merc50]

Is a mod active right now or are the people involved doing the deleting? If it's a mod you are fast dude!