Fortunately (or unfortunately), the lady of the house has a strict "one in, one out" policy with respect to music equipment. Keeps the GAS at bay!
My father (a wretched, filthy peasant guitarist) on the other hand, keeps every dang piece of gear he comes across. Strats, Marshalls, Les Pauls, Fender Twins, pedals, whatever. Every bed in his house has 6 or 7 guitars in cases underneath it haha
The key is to spread gear around, it helps give the impression that there is less than there really is.
