You know you´re obsessed with bass when...

[gruda]

when you wake up and your bass is on the bed and your girlfriends on the floor

that has happened

 

[fokof]

When you have more basses than you had girlfriend in your life . (I'M 43)

 

[TortillaChip520]

when you wake up and your bass is on the bed and your girlfriends on the floor

or she's in the case...

 

[lindseyp]

When your 40th birthday cake is in the shape of your bass and your wife gives strict colour-matching instructions to cake-maker because "he loves the colour"

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YOUR WIFE IS AWESOME!

 

[lindseyp]

When you have more basses than you had girlfriend in your life . (I'M 43)

I'm 50 and I really had to think about this. I'm not sure that girl Jackie counts, since it turns out she hated me. So, that means it's a tie.

 

[BassClef 2010]

When you're watching baseball and you see the words "walking" and "double" and you automatically think "walking bassline on an upright bass."

 

[pandaman37]

You play slap-pop unplugged so that you don't wake up the whole house in the early AM, but fail miserably because they all heard your strings smacking against the fretboard till sunrise.

haha, my brother and sister are going to kill me one of these days.


when you cant distinguish a difference between girlfriends and basses.
if youve seen all 10 sections of flea- master sessions on youtube.
always wanted to learn guitar, then picked up a bass and lost any and every previous aspiration for guitar.

 

[dingbass]

When you frequently play slap bass on your girlfriend's back when you are out walking

you frequently play bass on your girlfriend's leg when you are asleep. Its happened a number of times.

 

[BullHorn]

When you're military for two years and have one year to go and all you can think about is playing the bass, buying a new cab, playing a gig.

Somebody shoot me. :<

 

[Patman27]

Your proud when you get blisters
You've dumped your life savings into bass
You 16, listen to Motown, and like it
You've named all your basses

Holy Jesus, its my long-lost brother!

 

[Barnabas]

When you get into a car accident because you were slapping the steering wheel

 

[bass4worship]

When your bass has a seatbelt around it in the front seat and your wife in the back.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

When you get into a car accident because you were slapping the steering wheel

Heh heh, I almost ended up in the wheels of a white van thanks to me doing this.

 

[ransombass]

When your non-musician wife can hold her own in a gear head discussion.

 

[Patrick_65]

My bass rides in the front, in the seatbelt on the way to church. I dont wear a seatbelt but the bass has to have the seatbelt on.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

OK, bass nerd moment:

I was listening to a song on the radio just now. I was tapping along to the bassline when my friend pointed out I looked like I was plucking my bass....sad thing was I was doing it at the correct tempo too..

 

[bwest9]

When you get home late in the early morning after a 3 - 4 hour set and you take the bass out of its case and just keep on playing.

 

[kai_ski]

when you get on this forum twice a day... yeah ive done that....uhhh today and the past year i think haha

twice???? oh, yeah? if that's obsessive then I don't know what I am! LOL.

 

[Hippos Melas]

When you get into a car accident because you were slapping the steering wheel

Not guilty of an accident, but guilty of steering wheel slap sessions...I'm starting to get triplets down thanks to my Elantra.

 

[BassGirl1122]

sorry if I repeated this...cause I am too darn lazy to go thru all pages to see what I wrote but when you are busted playing bass in your sleep, twice-once using your boyfriend's arm as a bass..then you KNOW you are obsessed!