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You know you're a bass player if...

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you know you're a low life when.....

you and your fellow lowlifes discuss how annoying drummers are when they're not drumming

when your girlfriend makes you stop playing lines on her hand and forearm while she's driving

when your girlfriend gives you a time limit at gc :bawl:

i'm guilty of the thumb slapping on the nearest imobile object, sleeping with a bass and others
 
keltik said:
you know you're a low life when.....

you and your fellow lowlifes discuss how annoying drummers are when they're not drumming

when your girlfriend makes you stop playing lines on her hand and forearm while she's driving

i'm guilty of the thumb slapping on the nearest imobile object, sleeping with a bass and others

i got my ass kicked last night for not only the playing basslines on the arm, but accidently thumb slapping her on the head a few times......

damn women guitar players just dont understand!
 
I never stops...



You know you`re a real bass-player when.:

- people say "oh, you got a BIG guitar..." and actually have a nasty 6-string bass.

- you complain about always having to buy new batteries for your active preamp because you play all the time.

- you consider to have a bass custom built with fanned frets, just because of the cool looks.

- you play with your fingers and NOT a pick (only guitarists do that!) :)

- you actually DO have to learn something about Ohm`s law.

- you have the same monitor-mix as your drummer.

- you have NO monitor at all, because there are 3 stuck up singers in the band who constanly goes "I can`t hear myself!".


Cheers...
- Peter
 
When you only buy used cars so you don't have any payments to afford more bass gear

When you only like music for what the bass player is doing in the song

When it takes you a year and a half to find the right instructor

When you surf TB at least 1 hour per day
 
RicPlaya said:
When you only buy used cars so you don't have any payments to afford more bass gear

When you only like music for what the bass player is doing in the song

When it takes you a year and a half to find the right instructor

When you surf TB at least 1 hour per day
I fit 1, 2, and 4:
- I could of bought a new car, but opted for a used one so that I could have some $$$ for a new bass. Never got the bass, but I still have the money.
- Hello? Does the song "Roundabout" ring a bell?
- I'm usually on TB during my hour lunch break at school.
 
teejofca said:
I fit 1, 2, and 4:
- I could of bought a new car, but opted for a used one so that I could have some $$$ for a new bass. Never got the bass, but I still have the money.
- Hello? Does the song "Roundabout" ring a bell?
- I'm usually on TB during my hour lunch break at school.


Roundabout.....Who did that tune?
 
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