You might be a Californian if...........?

[EricF]

Call me sacrilegious, but I don't like avocados all that much

FIRED!!!

Please leave the state at the soonest possible moment.

 

[Jim Carr]

...you start to hyperventilate at the sight of snow, immediately abandon all knowledge of traffic rules, and drive down the center of the road about 20 MPH.

No, that's Texans, but they would drive 40—in a pickup truck.

 

[slobake]

everyone's an actor/songwriter/model/newscorrespondent/circusacrobat
edited--not stripper

Her father lives next door to me. I used to baby sit her when she was a little girl.

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[slobake]

Holy Cow! When tiny hoss avacados are on sale here in NY, they're 2 for $5.00. And on sale because they're already starting to turn black. Spoiled Californians!

Are you green with envy?

 

[Truktek2]

Are you green with envy?

It's the pits....

 

[chuck norriss]

you might be in CA if you sounds like damien rice but you sure don looks like damien rice http://youtu.be/XL6E2ahvyKg

 

[Biggbass]

If you refer to every highway starting with "THE..."

 

[MatticusMania]

If you refer to every highway starting with "THE..."

What? Like, you guys dont have The 10 running through your state?

 

[CrewsControl]

Holy Cow! When tiny hoss avacados are on sale here in NY, they're 2 for $5.00.

 

[CrewsControl]

Its certainly a boring drive, but yeah likely not the worst.
Much worse was the drive between Palm Springs, Ca and El Paso, Tx.

Keep going, El Paso eastbound is where the boring part of I-10 begins.

 

[droo46]

You can get to L.A. from Beverly Hills using at least 6 different routes!

 

[musicianary]

Keep going, El Paso eastbound is where the boring part of I-10 begins.

AGREED.

 

[chuck norriss]

My friends wife has a val accent like this. Odd

 

[phangtonpower]

Holy Cow! When tiny hoss avacados are on sale here in NY, they're 2 for $5.00. And on sale because they're already starting to turn black. Spoiled Californians!

Man I though a buck for an avocado was expensive in Japan!

 

[Truktek2]

Took me a bit, but I lol'd when I got it.

Man I though a buck for an avocado was expensive in Japan!

Well at least we have cheap....uh nevermind

 

[keiththebassist]

This thread is golden, like California.

 

[elgecko]

 

[MatticusMania]

Huell Howser Forever!

 

[ThudThudThud]

Eer mah gaaard!

 

[chuck norriss]

Yup people actually talk like that--like Zappa's "Valley Girl."

I miss Huell Howser.