You might be a Californian if...........?

[elgecko]

If "formal" means black Birkenstocks, you might be Californian.

 

[MAJOR METAL]

If "formal" means black Birkenstocks, you might be Californian.

Or rainbows!

 

[bassinplace]

You can ride your bike on a different canyon road every weekend for months.

 

[Funky Ghost]

Or go Spelunking in a dozen or more caverns from reasonably close distance ( well I can from Sac at any rate )

 

[ShredderMaximus]

If a common question you get when traveling outside of California is if you surf.

 

[SJLee]

...or how many movie stars have you met?

 

[slobake]

...or how many movie stars have you met?

I got that question when I lived in Dallas.

 

[elgecko]

If you can visit the beach (ocean), mountains, and desert in the same day, you might be Californian!

 

[slobake]

If you have been into snow skiing, windsurfing, surfing and mountain biking you might be a Californian. If you include snowboarding and kite boarding on that list you might be a Californian that is younger than me.

 

[elgecko]

If you live in a state that has the highest point in the lower 48s, the lowest point in the western hemisphere, and the oldest living things, you might be a Californian!

 

[Son of Wobble]

...you're bitchin'?

 

[elgecko]

...you're bitchin'?

Totally bitchen'!

 

[ShredderMaximus]

You might be from Norcal if you can manage to fit hella into almost any sentence.

You might be from Socal if you hate the word hella with a passion.

 

[elgecko]

You might be from Norcal if you can manage to fit hella into almost any sentence.

You might be from Socal if you hate the word hella with a passion.

I don't hate the word...I have Hella 4000 lights on my Toyota! They're hella bright!

 

[skwee]

You might be a Californian if...you have to drive to weather.

 

[StudioStuntz]

Something a non-Californian pointed out to me;

Attaching your reading glasses to any part of your body other than your face/eyes (in order to read/see): hanging off the front or back of your shirt, dangling from the end of a lanyard, on the top or the back of the head while still touching the ears.

Sure, other people from other places do that as well, I just thought it was kind of funny.

 

[StudioStuntz]

You move to another state because "California sucks" and then immediately proceed to try to make your new place exactly like where you just left.

Or just really love the old hometown feel and vibe of the new small town you just moved to, then start trying to make it more like L.A...lights, glamour, glitz.

 

[StudioStuntz]

Thats exactly why you have to wash your car every week. California is a pretty dusty state.



Shrooms arent really bad for your body.

As long as you make sure you (if you pick your own) or someone else removed all the poison, and you know what it looks like, or even that the poison needs to be removed in the first place!

Legend has it that people who mistakenly (or intentionally) ingest a poisonous (common household item as well) substance, hallucinate just before they terminate!

 

[StudioStuntz]

...

Also, you know you are in California when you see someone in shorts at a funeral.

+1

 

[blkpwdr]

You move to another state because "California sucks" and then immediately proceed to try to make your new place exactly like where you just left.

West side of Montana is that way,becoming ruined by Ca people,they have no clue,a Ca transplant called the Game warden and Sheriff after he saw a pile of birds we were cleaning on opening day,four of us with Pheasant limits and assorted ducks and geese,the guy was so upset I thought he was gonna pass out,what a jerk