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You might be a Californian if...........?

- you wash your car every weekend even though it hasn't rained in 6 months

Thats exactly why you have to wash your car every week. California is a pretty dusty state.

You don't eat meat or processed foods because hey! You gotta take care of your body...

Then go home and do shrooms with your friends

Shrooms arent really bad for your body.
 
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Thats exactly why you have to wash your car every week. California is a pretty dusty state.



Shrooms arent really bad for your body.

No, it's what you do on shrooms, like pretending you're a 4-wheel drive and walking through 3 ft deep nasty creek water, cutting up your feet on branches and glass, smacking your head on the cement cheese kiddy slide in Chico's 5 mile park, as you laugh your self into oblivion and want to be best friends with a hick that wants to kill you. Oh, my 20's. :D
 
No, it's what you do on shrooms, like pretending you're a 4-wheel drive and walking through 3 ft deep nasty creek water, cutting up your feet on branches and glass, smacking your head on the cement cheese kiddy slide in Chico's 5 mile park, as you laugh your self into oblivion and want to be best friends with a hick that wants to kill you. Oh, my 20's. :D

Haha, that sounds nothing like any of my shroom trips.
I did carry on a conversation with a wooden bear, though. :p

Where's the shroom war? :D

I dont know, someone please point me in that direction.
 
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Haha, that sounds nothing like any of my shroom trips.
I did carry on a conversation with a wooden bear, though. :p



I dont know, someone please point me in that direction.


Yay, I think we're good.

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