Recent content by Salmon1

Well, those would be my own songs... but then I don't get embarrassed: Hot dang chili pepper I was horny enough to f%#*k a leper And then, along came you I'd a' had my way with a road kill possum Now sweet darlin' you're my cherry blossom and then along came you I'd a' flugeled up seven...

Age is all you have to worry about? Try being an old Puerto Rican lesbian trapped in the body of a white male redneck.

One word: Patchouli, even covers up spilled bongwater.

Cranked that sucker up to 11.

Recently bought a 1986 Ibanez Japanese SG-800 off Craigslist: The thing had obviously been sitting in a guys garage forever, only the D & G strings on it, they were super rusty, it was filthy, and I wouldn't have given the add a second look except in the pics you could barely read the made in...

RE: Dancing bass player: Bastages stole all my moves! First those Los Del Rio punks steal the moves for the Macarena from me, which I invented at a Dead show back in '82, (didn't call it the Macarena, called it the Fat Freddy Freakout, but exact same choreographed moves). Now that pudgy...

How much for just the Buckwheat sticker?

What really pisses me off right now? Alcohol; I grew up in a family of alcoholics (that was fun), I'm a recovering drunk myself, and I just lost a friend to the disease...died alone in a hotel room. She was 47. You asked.

Honda CB 750? The bike that changed the world back in 1969.

Spent many years as a river guide, now I just haul my wrinkly old lard arse down the rivers of the NW. No more pesky clients, but the tips suck...I'm a cheap bastard.

Dang Txnrcr....she's got Cousin It on guitar! No kids of my own, but spent four years making your kids miserable in wilderness therapy programs. Hike 'em till they cry!

Recovering alcoholic here....brother, there's a whole community out there in A.A.. Attend a couple of meetings, if you don't connect with like people, many of whom have been through the wringer and have hit solid rock bottom, you're just out a few hours and bucks. It totally changed my life for...

Easily so, I paid $850 for my '88 volvo 240 DL, It's the third one I've had, they run forever, parts are made by mopar and can be found anywhere, and I can fix most stuff myself.

Off topic, but thats a fine looking morel you have there... the mushrooms are finally popping here in Cali. King bolete time baby!