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A frustrating situation

well, that brings light to the whole "brown eyed girl is too much about sex" nonsense.

Yeah, this is nominally a 'blue state,' but where I live it's far more tight@$$ed about noise, parties or youth stuff (no rec center, no skate park, kids partying in the woods get penalized, not just sent home) then any part of the South or Midwest that I've seen. Last year a homeowner's group tried to pass an ordnance forbidding people from parking commercial vehicles (plumbers' trucks, etc) outdoors. All in the name of property values.

And they wonder why people leave....
 
yep... you should send her a list of really good songs like ...

Breaking the Law
Highway to Hell
Number of the Beast
VooDoo
Thunder Rolls - Heck she asked for some Garth Brooks right... make sure you note you'll be doing the 3rd verse.
so many others

I'm just curious on what the comments would be on those...

It's so absurd... i know you didn't make it up.

I'd suggest skipping these and going right for the jugular. Frank Zappa's Sheik Yerbouti album. "Broken hearts are for ******s", "Jewish Princess", "Flakes", and "Bobby Brown" would be good starts.

I'd also recommend "Dinah Moe Humm", "Carolina Hardcore Ecstacy", and because it is the 4th fo July, "Poofters Froth, Wyoming Plans Ahead".

And if you can cap it all off with Cee-Lo Green's "**** You", that might be just about perfect.