I was fortunate enough to be playing in the Columbus Symphony Orchestra in 1984 when Zappa was the keynote speaker at the 1984 Conference of Composers being held that year at Ohio State University. He gave a speech entitled "Bingo! There goes your tenure!" It was a stinging and interesting speech in which he thoroughly pissed off every professor in the room as I giggled quietly in the back. Later, The symphony played his composition "The perfect stranger". I was the 6th bassist of 9 and they used only three for the composition so I decided to head up to the balcony and catch the performance. So with my bass under my arm and my tuxedo still on, I schlepped up the stairs to the balcony. The piece had already started but I never got there. Sitting in the hallway with a bunch of kids no older than 15 was Frank chatting happily with these kids, being very affectionate and fatherly.
He was a perfect ass to anyone who approached him during rehearsals and during the conference he was similarly rude to any professors who tried to start conversations with him, but there he was, completely different than I had previously seen him. I sat down my bass, took a seat near these kids, and listened as he told stories and joked with what was by then an adoring young fan base. Amazing guy to say the least. I will not speak for him or venture as to why he was being an ass to the professors and a favorite uncle to the kids. I just report what I saw that night. It was nice to see that side of him, just a normal dad, and a really cool one at that. It really touched me in a way.
By the way, his speech will give you a flavor of his attitude the whole time. Definitely worth a read:
Bingo! There Goes Your Tenure! - The Full Speech
He was a perfect ass to anyone who approached him during rehearsals and during the conference he was similarly rude to any professors who tried to start conversations with him, but there he was, completely different than I had previously seen him. I sat down my bass, took a seat near these kids, and listened as he told stories and joked with what was by then an adoring young fan base. Amazing guy to say the least. I will not speak for him or venture as to why he was being an ass to the professors and a favorite uncle to the kids. I just report what I saw that night. It was nice to see that side of him, just a normal dad, and a really cool one at that. It really touched me in a way.
By the way, his speech will give you a flavor of his attitude the whole time. Definitely worth a read:
Bingo! There Goes Your Tenure! - The Full Speech
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