As a bassist I....

[StereoPlayer]

...’m not quitting my day job...

 

[Rip Van Dan]

Am really tired of being relegated to the back corner of the stage, especially when I sing lead on 6 to 8 songs a night...

 

[Rip Van Dan]

I definitely do this

I keep the smallest Swiss Army Knife in my pocket - the keychain-sized one - because it has a small pair of scissors that are great for trimming my nails and opening sNAcKs!

 

[Stranger Danger]

I keep the smallest Swiss Army Knife in my pocket - the keychain-sized one - because it has a small pair of scissors that are great for trimming my nails and opening sNAcKs!

Are you married? I have it in my mind that only single guys are allowed to trim their fingernails with scissors or knives.

 

[The13thFret]

... have spent more on strings than on dental work.

 

[TreySonagras]

...hate Sweet Home Alabama.

 

[the harp unstrung]

Have nail clippers stashed in my car's console just in case I need one before a gig.

I keep the smallest Swiss Army Knife in my pocket - the keychain-sized one - because it has a small pair of scissors that are great for trimming my nails and opening sNAcKs!

I’ve been an emery board kinda guy since I was about 20.

I’ll get a pedicure a few times a year, but they never mess with my fingernails...I know how they’re ‘spose to be.

 

[Lardass5000]

I always select fashionable slacks.

 

[Rip Van Dan]

Are you married? I have it in my mind that only single guys are allowed to trim their fingernails with scissors or knives.

LOL...been married for 46-years now. And I don't poke the bear by trimming my fingernails around her.

 

[Wisebass]

am mostly sober, or at least, more soberer than the guitarists.

Always the last man standing!

greetings


Wise(b)ass

 

[Wisebass]

Have nail clippers stashed in my car's console just in case I need one before a gig.

Have nail clippers, just in case I go fishing before the gig

greetings

Wise(b)ass

 

[Wisebass]

Probably a Gretch

possibly a Gretchen


Wise(b)ass

 

[Wisebass]

Okay I play! (I love this thread)

As a bassist I can tell any guitarist….

"Mine is longer than yours!"



Wise(b)ass

 

[the harp unstrung]

As a Bassist, I am a

 

[Wisebass]

Sit on the couch on Tuesday nights.

Do you travel in time?

It' s only 21:18 in central Europe!

have a nice afternoon!

Wise(b)ass

 

[vvvmmm]

As a bassist I....

... rock.

 

[gregunit]

Wear my belt buckle on the side so it doesn't scratch a bass/guitar when I pick one up.

I wear my shirts out for the same reason lol

 

[Low Down Brown]

...am often asked, "Why is yours so much bigger than theirs?"

 

[acfshenk]

Don't wear a wedding ring because I don't like how it clicks the fretboard when playing (and my wife doesn't care).

Same here. I have our wedding date tattooed on my finger anyway, but I wouldn't care (and neither would my husband) if I didn't.

 

[acfshenk]

Am still working on singing and playing at the same time. It's harder than with other kinds of guitars and the ukulele!