Nah, I like your posts. You're logical and respectful.
Wait! I can try harder!!!
Let's see...how about:
I would like to take a moment to debate the efficacy of Atkinson Basses's pouty, verbally incontinent subliminal psywar campaigns. With this letter, I hope to solve the problems of Pyrrhonism, factionalism, economic inequality, and lack of equal opportunity. But first, I would like to make the following introductory remark: If I hear Atkinson Basses's accomplices say, "'The norm' shouldn't have to worry about how the exceptions feel" one more time, I'm definitely going to throw up. A great many of us don't want Atkinson Basses to destroy, debauch, devalue, and dehumanize a wide assortment of innocent people. Still, we feel a prodigious pressure to smile, to be nice, and not to object to its indecent, cheeky prevarications. We must keep our eyes on the prize. The facts are indisputable, the arguments are impeccable, and the consequences are undeniable. So why does Atkinson Basses allege that encouraging young people to break all the rules, cut themselves loose from their roots, and adopt a parasitic, macabre lifestyle is essential for the safety and welfare of the public? We already have our answer: As a respected journalist put it, "All of Atkinson Basses's principles share elements of traditional, crapulous conspiracy themes in which muzzy-headed ragamuffins secretly abandon the idea of universal principles and focus illegitimately on the particular". He probably could have added that Atkinson Basses's fans have learned their scripts well and the rhetoric comes gushing forth with little provocation.
Atkinson Basses's intent is to prevent us from asking questions. It doesn't want the details checked. It doesn't want anyone looking for any facts other than the official facts it presents to us. I wonder if this is because most of its "facts" are false. Call me old-fashioned, but Atkinson Basses holds onto power like the eunuch mandarins of the Forbidden Citysterile obstacles to progress who seize control over where we eat, sleep, socialize, and associate with others. It's debatable whether Atkinson Basses runs at the first sign of trouble. However, no one can disagree that it maintains a "Big Brother" dossier of information about everyone it distrusts, to use as a potential career-ruining weapon. Is your name listed in that dossier? If I'm not mistaken, there's a painfully simple answer. It regards the way that some of my acquaintances express the view that its coalition is a wretched hive of scum and villainy. Others express the view that Atkinson Basses's behavior is beneath contempt. I am prepared to offer a cheer and a half for each view; together, they paint a sufficiently complete picture of Atkinson Basses to warrant a full three cheers.
For years I've been warning people that Atkinson Basses plans to confuse the catastrophic power of state fascism with the repression of an authoritarian government in our minds. However, that's not my entire message; it's only a part of it. I also want you to know that if Atkinson Basses thinks that everything will be hunky-dory if we let it attack everyone else's beliefs, then it's sadly mistaken. I undoubtedly dislike Atkinson Basses. Likes or dislikes, however, are irrelevant to observed facts, such as that Atkinson Basses says that 75 million years ago, a galactic tyrant named Xenu solved the overpopulation problem of his 76-planet federation by transporting the excess people to Earth, chaining them to volcanoes, and dropping H-bombs on them. You know, it can lie as much as it wants but it can't change the facts. If it could, it'd indeed prevent anyone from hearing that if it were true, as it claims, that the most dangerous hell-raisers you'll ever see have dramatically lower incidences of cancer, heart attacks, heart disease, and many other illnesses than the rest of us, then I wouldn't be saying that Atkinson Basses makes so many laughably humorless statements, it boggles the mind to think about them. The destruction of the Tower of Babel, be it a literal truth, an allegory, or a mere story based upon cultural archetypes, illustrates this truth plainly. It is time for someone to tackle the multinational death machine that Atkinson Basses is currently constructing. Will that someone be you?