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Bass player vs ants: ants win
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Thanks for reminding me, I'd forgotten about the blue ringed octopus, the world's most deadly (octopus )
Sounds a bit like our bull ants
I can believe it. The bull ants over here are extremely aggressive. If you stand within a metre of their nest, they'll send out a company of soldiers that'll pursue you, and if you don't beat a hasty retreat, walk up your trouser leg, then sting you to within an inch of your life.
I'm 60 this year and I could barely stand up and play that thing in my twenties. Man, that was a heavy bass.
Try these Jimmy. These are the bull ants I mentioned. They're three times the size of the meat ants, and sting like nobody's business - very painful - BUT if they cross the meat ants' path, the latter will swarm all over them and kill them by sheer weight of numbers.
I do like that song
Yes, great band. As much as I enjoy Ant Music, I like Stand And Deliver even better
I'd like to see an Art Blakey & the Art Messengers version of Antmusic but it probably ain't gonna happen. As a kid in the 80s I thought Adam Ant was very hard core, I mean that pirate suit combined with Native American make up.
Slightly off topic, but there is a really good history of Australia, "The Fatal Shore" by Robert Hughes. It's a fascinating story.
+1. They, like all critters and varmints, were here first.
A lot of Australia's Caucasian population came originally from England sending folks otherwise bound for jail to the place. Then again, in the USA we have Georgia, which was populated in largely the same manner. Other states were populated by other types of European societal "misfits" - Australia has a LOT in common with the USA in that department.
We both have sharks, gators/crocs, snakes and plenty of land predators that'll eat a human in certain circumstances. I don't think there's really that much difference.
Stats:
Alcohol Consumption by Country 2023
Australia is "ahead" of the USA by about 5 % in terms of consumption - pretty comparable. Western Europeans (Including the UK) consume more than either of us. The "colonies" drink less than where the people came from.
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There was a movie adaptation of that story as well, starring Charleton Heston, called "The Naked Jungle" 1954. It's a decent but dated film and worth a watch but I liked the literary version best.
Once again Australia showing us that everything there is apt to kill you. I remember Steve Irwin (RIP) was fielding questions on a TV show, and the interviewer asked him about hippos. Irwin quicky replied, "Nope. I don't mess with hippos." If Irwin is out, then it's a safe bet to stay away.
I don't think we get it so bad down here in Australia, though on the ant front we have some beauties, down in Tasmania there's the 'Jack Jumper Ant', about a centimeter long and a bite like a Bull Ant, but they can jump about 30 inches upwards, so they don't need to crawl up your leg to get you. 
Overall though very few people get killed each year by any of our insects, spiders, snakes, or sea life, apart from sharks which take a few people each year, but that applies in plenty of places around the world. Still we don't have bears (Koalas don't count), big cats, animals with rabies and some of the other stuff you folks in the US have to deal with. Life anywhere is swings and roundabouts isn't it.
Overall though very few people get killed each year by any of our insects, spiders, snakes, or sea life, apart from sharks which take a few people each year, but that applies in plenty of places around the world. Still we don't have bears (Koalas don't count), big cats, animals with rabies and some of the other stuff you folks in the US have to deal with. Life anywhere is swings and roundabouts isn't it.
Here in W.A. we have two different kinds of jumper ants that I've seen up close. There's an iridescent greenish-black variety, and another with a black head and abdomen, and bright red thorax. They're extremely aggressive.I don't think we get it so bad down here in Australia, though on the ant front we have some beauties, down in Tasmania there's the 'Jack Jumper Ant', about a centimeter long and a bite like a Bull Ant, but they can jump about 30 inches upwards, so they don't need to crawl up your leg to get you.
Overall though very few people get killed each year by any of our insects, spiders, snakes, or sea life, apart from sharks which take a few people each year, but that applies in plenty of places around the world. Still we don't have bears (Koalas don't count), big cats, animals with rabies and some of the other stuff you folks in the US have to deal with. Life anywhere is swings and roundabouts isn't it.
Yes, the ones in Tassie likewise. There's also a fairly large ant down there and less common in Victoria, but I've seen a few here, called an 'Inchman" ant, I'm sure you can work out why the name. Never been bitten by one and they don't seem very aggressive, but I wouldn't like to stand in a mob of them... A striking iridescent blue/green ant is fairly common in Tassie, though it's actually a wingless wasp, they're a fair bit bigger than an Inchman and put their tails up is you get to close. Apparently bull ants ae a primitive form of wingless wasp too, though it doesn't matter what they are if the little b.....s bite you.
Interesting stuff. We get the wingless wasps here to. They look like a very large, hairy ant.
I still remember my first encounter with bull ants. I was about five and was with dad in the bush. I must have wandered too close to a nest because I remember them swarming up my legs and stinging me. LOL
You forgot the drop bears! They'll surely get you if you aren't careful!I don't think we get it so bad down here in Australia, though on the ant front we have some beauties, down in Tasmania there's the 'Jack Jumper Ant', about a centimeter long and a bite like a Bull Ant, but they can jump about 30 inches upwards, so they don't need to crawl up your leg to get you.
Overall though very few people get killed each year by any of our insects, spiders, snakes, or sea life, apart from sharks which take a few people each year, but that applies in plenty of places around the world. Still we don't have bears (Koalas don't count), big cats, animals with rabies and some of the other stuff you folks in the US have to deal with. Life anywhere is swings and roundabouts isn't it.
Does Tassie = Tasmania? Someone who uses another English dialect wants to know what that Jawn is.
