Bass Players VS Chicks!!!!!

[pbass6811]

Fortunately for me, most of the women didn't see that chart. I must say that, before I got married, I got WAY more than my fair share...Yes, the lead singer was always in demand, but there were quite a few "bass groupies" back in the day! Ahh, good times, good times...

 

[Wolffgang]

Does this chart also apply on Jazz and MM basses (and thus strats/teles)? Or are P-basses the dealbreaker?

It's a P-Bass thing. Bass player's leaving alone to go spend more time with it. I know I would.

 

[gavinspoon]

then again..i did date a girl that i met at a bar..and had a 3 way with..now im seein why that dint work out.

Was it the good kind of 3 way, or the bad kind?

 

[rbrockus]

 

[lowfreq33]

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Obviously a drummer somewhere has learned the basics of photoshop.

 

[rbrockus]

lol How did you know?

 

[gumtown]

Fortunately for me, most of the women didn't see that chart. I must say that, before I got married, I got WAY more than my fair share...Yes, the lead singer was always in demand, but there were quite a few "bass groupies" back in the day! Ahh, good times, good times...

ditto..

 

[NickBEADG]

Does this chart also apply on Jazz and MM basses (and thus strats/teles)? Or are P-basses the dealbreaker?

I get it now, if you pretty anything that looks like a fender you go home alone, now it makes sense.

 

[willbassyeah]

My take on this:

Bass player=good with fingers, kinda get a bit aggressive if they start to slap, has the biggest instruments 34 inches for most of us.

Guitarist=mostly not good with fingers that's why they need to use a pick to help them secure themselves, has smaller instruments than us that's why they need more strings if not they will feel insecure.

Drummer= has the smallest instruments have you seen their sticks? That's why they need to make it up with having more tools around them and attract attention by being loud.

singers= smallest out of us all. They make up by showing how good they used their mouth.

 

[Projectile]

In my experience bass players do alright with the ladies. About as well as drummers. It's the keyboard player who never gets laid.

 

[Thrust Meatnozl]

Does this chart also apply on Jazz and MM basses (and thus strats/teles)? Or are P-basses the dealbreaker?

This is what I was thinking. Never played a P, never had any problems picking up chicks

 

[Johnny Crab]

The picture is wrong.
The last lovely on stage this week turned around and stared at my right hand for an extremely long time during a certain song where the bass line sync's up with double bass drum stuff over an extended section of the song.....

 

[joebar]

what`s the best bass for picking up three girls?

 

[eddododo]

Ive gotten plentyyyyyy of love, partially for my bassfacedancenastymoves and it probably helps that I am a very creative player (read: I dont plunk roots all day)

Id also say drummers clean up BIG TIME , and guitarists around me are almost never the lady-pullers. Maybe im just better looking

 

[nashvillebill]

A few years ago at a gig I blew off a smoking hot redhead waitress due to having a girl at home. She then turned her attention to the guitarist. They dated for about a year and she proceeded to turn his life upside down. Couple of nights spent in jail, lost most of his friends and a pretty good gig. Batpoopie crazy chick. You could say I dodged a bullet. Chicks that will go home with you after a gig are usually bad news.

But what's the best crazy chick for metal?

 

[Stewie26]

But what's the best crazy chick for metal?

The one that stays away from the bass player.

 

[BenBL]

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That's why they call me HANDsome! (gonna go cry in a corner now)

 

[NickBEADG]

I don't care what anyone says, I never had any problems picking up girls.

 

[No Malarky]

I have more trouble picking up our drunk drummer than picking up broads.

 

[JordyLegend]

Stupid picture It think only applies if bassist is ugly and has no charm.