Bass Players VS Chicks!!!!!

[Sonicfrog]

II saw this on the internet, so it must be true!!!!!

PS. I’m gay, so I have no idea if this is true! At one gig though, many many moons ago, a chick did try to pick me up first before hitting on anyone else in the band. After I rebuffed her advances, she went for the guitarist. I was her first choice…. I later learned she was insane.

 

[NickBEADG]

It's not a picture of two guys, it's the bass player, alone. Lol

 

[NickBEADG]

Also, in my experience from doing shows, girls loved a bassist because they're good with their fingers.

 

[gjbassist]

It's not a picture of two guys, it's the bass player, alone. Lol

Exactly. It should have him holding a tube of lotion though!

 

[Spent]

I don't know where this myth comes from. If played right, a bass not only sounds good, but feels good. In my experice, women don't dance to guitar solos, but a good bass line can really get things going.

 

[Stewie26]

In my experice, women don't dance to guitar solos, but a good bass line can really get things going.

What you say above is very true.... but.....I don't think the average non musician girl gives a conscience thought to what band instrument she is actually dancing to.
All she knows is that lead singer is hot.

 

[mellowinman]

I've always been a singer first, bass player last in bands, so I can't say, but honestly, I don't play out to meet bar women.

 

[NickBEADG]

What you say above is very true.... but.....I don't think the average non musician girl gives a conscience thought to what band instrument she is actually dancing to.
All she knows is that lead singer is hot.

But chances are if she's at your concert to hear music, she probably knows what you're playing lol. At the very least she'll at least sleep with you to get to the dinner, is that really a bad thing?

 

[Smallmouth_Bass]

What about the keyboard player?

 

[Spent]

What you say above is very true.... but.....I don't think the average non musician girl gives a conscience thought to what band instrument she is actually dancing to.
All she knows is that lead singer is hot.

She can also tell with her eyes. Bass players have a move all their own.

 

[OOZMAN]

It not about what instrument you play, its how you appear on stage, how extraverted you are, your overall sex appeal. For this reason drummers usually get the least amount of chicks, singers the most. Most ladies don't know the difference between a bass and a guitar.

 

[lowfreq33]

A few years ago at a gig I blew off a smoking hot redhead waitress due to having a girl at home. She then turned her attention to the guitarist. They dated for about a year and she proceeded to turn his life upside down. Couple of nights spent in jail, lost most of his friends and a pretty good gig. Batpoopie crazy chick. You could say I dodged a bullet. Chicks that will go home with you after a gig are usually bad news.

 

[NickBEADG]

A few years ago at a gig I blew off a smoking hot redhead waitress due to having a girl at home. She then turned her attention to the guitarist. They dated for about a year and she proceeded to turn his life upside down. Couple of nights spent in jail, lost most of his friends and a pretty good gig. Batpoopie crazy chick. You could say I dodged a bullet. Chicks that will go home with you after a gig are usually bad news.

Not suppose to take them home man, just hit up the bathroom stall, or a back seat somewhere lol.

 

[Stewie26]

I do think many Bass Players have a Rodney Dangerfield complex..... at least the no respect part. Of course the graphics below don't help much either.

II saw this on the internet, so it must be true!!!!!

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[Casting Thunder]

As an asexual I'm glad to see I pick the right instrument.

 

[nortonrider]

…. I later learned she was insane.

Man........... if I had a dollar for every time I have said that exact thing!

 

[Bassdirty]

Not suppose to take them home man, just hit up the bathroom stall, or a back seat somewhere lol.

Amen..
i.see.your a seasoned musician.


thats how.id.roll.

then again..i did date a girl that i met at a bar..and had a 3 way with..now im seein why that dint work out.

 

[EasyJames]

I've always been a singer first, bass player last in bands, so I can't say, but honestly, I don't play out to meet bar women.

Words of wisdom right there.

 

[Munjibunga]

PS. I’m gay, ...

Well then ...

 

[Salamenster]

Does this chart also apply on Jazz and MM basses (and thus strats/teles)? Or are P-basses the dealbreaker?