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Best Band Names!

i couldn't be bothered looking dfor the Worst Band Names Ever thread so i'll post it here

I used to be in Antmann Would **** Goats But He Only ****s The Guy Next Door

we later got a few members, indignant, sensible chaps and had to change our name to The Pseudo-Scientific Poseurs.

two bad band names in less than a year. before the year was out we would change our name to Waves Of Rage as we took on an Anal **** influence (and adoration)

the following year it stopped when we changed our name to JizzWallop & The JizzTones. we since lost the JizzTones (after our first paid gig, and about ten thousand boos and fifty five death threats). JizzWallop played one more show but then I pissed off the only other remaining member and so I changed the now-defunct band name to OrangenSaft MonkeyFleur (Orange Juice Monkey Flower, for those that can't speak german)

I'm pretty sure I rival anal **** in bad band names at this point, although i could never come up with anything as creative as their black metal band, Impaled Northern Moonforest

- I Talk Too Much
 
Old Man's Closet
Cell-Phone Maniacs
MAD Followers ( yes, from the magazine! )
Secos & Molhados ( This was a REAL Brazilian rovk group... one of the best, actually, very famous in the 70's, in a lame translation it means "Dry & Wet Goods", in reference to a kind of shop here in Brazil which sells goods like salami, cheese and wine. )