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Best pickup lines from groupies.

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Eminentbass

Jun 7, 2006
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Endorsing Artist: Ashdown Amps and Sandberg Basses.
#1
Ok, so I'm the bassist and shy one in my band so I don't get approached to often but this happened to my singer and then the guitarist(both happily married) after they turned her down. The line used on both by a girl who could barely stand up straight, "I ride horses, I'll ride you like a horse".

Any other interesting ones?
 
#5
In a band I once played in, a young lady was dancing with her husband. While dancing, she asked the gtr player/singer if we knew White Rabbit. He said no. She asked/pleaded a few more times and he continued to say no. Exasperated, she then offered a sexual favor if he would play it (this was said in front of her husband), his reply was that he could learn it between sets. Unfortunately for him (maybe fortunately since she was with her husband) she left the bar before the set was over.
 
#6
When I was a young guy of about 20, I was on stage just prior to the beginning of the first set when this hot chick comes to the stage in front of me and says, "I could wear your pants if I could just get in to them" then smiles and winks at me. WOW! I was about to pursue this when her rather large and mean looking boyfriend showed up. Oh well. Great line though. :cool:
 
#8
Last weekend a crazy stalker type chick grabbed my hand, put it on her boob, and asked me if I wanted to make love.



I told her my wife wouldn't let me. (Apparently, what her husband doesn't know is fair play.)
 
#10
This could be a long thread. Once I was leaving a gig in Dallas & walked out in the parking lot carrying my basses to the bus. I passed a car parked there & heard a woman's voice talking to me. She was sitting in the car & proceeded to tell me that she would like to take me home & #*#* me good. She was beautiful, so I bent down to hear more & saw a huge guy sitting next to her. He said " Yeah, me too".Yikes... back on the bus & outa there!
 
#13
OK, I'm not sure how this will go over, but here goes.....In the 70's, I was in a punk band and we were playing in a bar/club that didn't have a real stage, so we were just set up in a corner and I was next to the hallway leading to the bathrooms. Between songs, a girl leaned over to me, grabbed my hand and whispered in my ear "wanna come watch me pee?" Unfortunately, the mic was on and the whole place started to applaud!
 
#15
At a club gig, probably 7-8 years back, I had this girl who was convinced that I looked like Nick Cage (I've gotten that a few other times, but it's a real stretch). Anyway, this girl was a BIG fan of Nick Cage. She kept trying to get me to say lines from Nick Cage movies. I didn't really know any famous Nick Cage quotes of the top of my head, so this girl was feeding me lines and wanting me to repeat them. I repeated back some famous line and this girl got week in the knees!!! I really hate Nick Cage, and things were getting a little creepy, so I decided to get out of there... pretty fast.
 
#16
It wasn't a pickup line, per se, but here goes....
I used to play in a band, and everyone thought that the guitar player (Carlo) and I (Phil) were brothers.
One time on stage I was playing, while on my knees. All of a sudden, the hands of these 2 really cute girls found their way up my leg, to my... uh... goods. I couldn't move. Didn't really want to. LOL
Anyway, after the show, I split home to my girlfriend.
I found out the next day that BOTH the girls went up to my guitar player, and basically attacked him. They were all making out together, when one of the girls started telling him about these new condoms that they had been wanting to try out. All things were shaping up to be QUITE the night for Carlo, when....
The OTHER girl says, "Hey wait... YOU'RE not Phil!"
They both walked away from him. hahahahaha

Sorry Carlo.
 
#20
Moe Monsarrat said:
This could be a long thread. Once I was leaving a gig in Dallas & walked out in the parking lot carrying my basses to the bus. I passed a car parked there & heard a woman's voice talking to me. She was sitting in the car & proceeded to tell me that she would like to take me home & #*# me good. She was beautiful, so I bent down to hear more & saw a huge guy sitting next to her. He said " Yeah, me too".Yikes... back on the bus & outa there!
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scary!!!!!
 

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