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Best pickup lines from groupies.

#44
Eminentbass said:
Ok, so I'm the bassist and shy one in my band so I don't get approached to often but this happened to my singer and then the guitarist(both happily married) after they turned her down. The line used on both by a girl who could barely stand up straight, "I ride horses, I'll ride you like a horse".

Any other interesting ones?
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Somehow, I have missed pretty much any and all pickup lines before, during or after gigs in my whole music career. :hmm: Some day, maybe...

I guess, maybe I'm not that pretty, but I'm damn sure I'm gonna be a super-solid player no matter what anyone else thinks I look like.
 
#46
A few years ago, I played a gig at some huge bar on the Lake of the Ozarks. There were these two trashy drunk chicks right up front dancing, making out with each other, and flashing their boobs. After the show one approached me and struck up a conversation which led to this gem: "I'll **** you off!" I declined. They came to be known as The Ozark Mountain Pig Devils.
 
#49
Thunderthumbs73 said:
Somehow, I have missed pretty much any and all pickup lines before, during or after gigs in my whole music career. :hmm: Some day, maybe...

I guess, maybe I'm not that pretty, but I'm damn sure I'm gonna be a super-solid player no matter what anyone else thinks I look like.
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I've never been directly approached which is why I had to relate a tale that happened to my bandmates :D I'm quite shy and generally focussed onstage so the only attention I do get is people telling me to smile. Weird that I did end up being the only member of the band with a genuine, fruit loop of a stalker who I've still not actually met after two years.
 
#50
I was out in the crowd dancing and playing as I do and a women that was on the dance floor came up and asked me what the name of the song was that we were playing so I told her and she said the she was going play that song tonight and think of me when she is *@$^*** her husband.
I actually didnt screw up but I didnt know what to say to that one.
 
#52
I've been very happily with the same woman since high school, but back in my day I used to get hit on, groped, propositioned.... a lot. As much as the attention was kind of fun, I had no intention on following up. My usual line was "I'm sorry. My wife doesn't let me date."
 
#53
This is way back in the day. A chick came up to me at a show and was hitting on me pretty hard. I was politely declining (a bit of a skank) but she wouldn't quit. Finally she comes back and offers me fifty bucks to take her to my car. I barely got the words, 'I don't have a car' when instantly a set of keys magically appear next to my head. Gotta love your bandmates, huh?

I had to spell it out that it wasn't happening and that was a real good thing. She came to the next show and her body was covered with magic marker scribbling. She was bragging how she hooked up with the guys in Accept and they wrote all over her as they had their way.
 
#54
rollerberg2000 said:
I can only hope that pic was taken by friends as a joke. If her family took it, they must be really proud:mad:
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Im pretty sure that picture was taken as advertisement for the shirt...

bongomania said:
FWIW, it's been suggested that the text on the jailbait t-shirt looks photoshopped. If so, then no children were harmed in the making of this thread. :p But my honest apologies to anyone who thinks I went too far by posting it.
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I happened to find it horribly hilarious.
 
#55
this happened after a gig at 2am in a bar. a girl approaches me and says "that bass is really big, but i rather have the one you keep between your legs." :bassist:
(heavily censored time after this)

if all gigs ended like this, there would be no need for paycheck :D


im just glad she didnt say that while i was playing :smug:
 
#56
Sitting on a barstool between sets, an extermely hot, fairly drunk tall brunette sat in my lap, facing me, wrapped her legs around me, gave me a big sloppy kiss and sang the chorus of NIN's 'Closer' in my ear. Simple, yet effective. Those were the days.
 
#57
Not a groupie per se, but last 4th of July my band played at this show for younger musicians. The opening act was this hot brunette, 20 or 21 I think. After the set, me and the guitar player had taken over one of the rooms back stage and were talking and goofing around. Suddenly this chick and her sister, who looked a couple years older than her, came in and started talking with us. All of a sudden, one of them decides we'd look "really hot" in eyeliner. So the girl puts eyeliner on the guitar player, and her sister is putting it on me (she had my knee all the way up her dress BTW). Nothing happened other than that (at the time I was 17 and he was 15).

After the show, I show up at a party at my neighbor's house with my family, my cousins, and a bunch of close family friends with eyeliner on... and a LOT of explaining to do!
 

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