Best pickup lines from groupies.

[Nikoubis]

Are spurs involved!!!! A whip of some type?

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This is what immediately came to my (dirty) mind when I saw that part.

 

[Easy8]

This could be a long thread. Once I was leaving a gig in Dallas & walked out in the parking lot carrying my basses to the bus. I passed a car parked there & heard a woman's voice talking to me. She was sitting in the car & proceeded to tell me that she would like to take me home & #*# me good. She was beautiful, so I bent down to hear more & saw a huge guy sitting next to her. He said " Yeah, me too".Yikes... back on the bus & outa there!

Hehe, reminds me of the old Rome Inn days.

 

[Scottgun]

She was beautiful, so I bent down to hear more & saw a huge guy sitting next to her. He said " Yeah, me too".Yikes... back on the bus & outa there!

Always a hitch isn't there?

 

[g&lplayer]

So no joke, but I had one girl ask me to "Come home and slap her like i slap my bass" a few weeks ago. I couldn't believe my ears! Anyways, I guess some groupies don't need whips

 

[Scottgun]

So no joke, but I had one girl ask me to "Come home and slap her like i slap my bass" a few weeks ago. I couldn't believe my ears! Anyways, I guess some groupies don't need whips

And your response was?

 

[IanMartinAllison]

Loading out of an all-ages venue, she stands close to the van and boldly announces:

"I'm 18 if anybody wants to do anything!"

 

[Moe Monsarrat]

Someone stole my '69 Telecaster bass & a keyboard out of the trunk of Roach's car in back of the Rome Inn in about 1979. I still look every time I see an ad for one in Austin. We played there about a million times. C-Boy Parks....my man.

 

[ERIC31]

Loading out of an all-ages venue, she stands close to the van and boldly announces:

"I'm 18 if anybody wants to do anything!"

 

[b_carville]

This was in the mid70's when tatooing wasn't so popular.

"Play Freebird and I'll show ya my twelve tattoos".

We did play it. The tattoos were not in typical places.

 

[skidrawk]

"I want you to **** me here <points and mouth with kissy face>

I want you to ****' me here <rubs crotch>

and I want you to *****' all over these big t's <pulls shirt halfway open and squeezes DD melons together>"

I was at a little loss for words. I stuttered for a moment and then said: "I, I, I can do that."

edit: I kinda paraphrased her quote because otherwise I would have been breaking forum rules.

edit #2 they were natural.

 

[bongomania]

...and now we have entered "Penthouse Letters, Teen Edition".

 

[lackthereof]

"You're an awesome drummer."

As said drummer drove away...alone.

 

[Jeff Roller]

...and now we have entered "Penthouse Letters, Teen Edition".

LMAO!!!!!!

 

[wideyes]

"You're an awesome drummer."

As said drummer drove away...alone.

Easiest lay you ever landed!

 

[Phalex]

"Dear Talkbass Forum: I never thought that it could happen to me......."

 

[bongomania]

Best pickup line I ever got was on her T-shirt:

 

[Sifl]

"Can you introduce me to your drummer?"

 

[Whacked]

Best pickup line I ever got was on her T-shirt:

skank in training?

kinda sick to see a kiddie wearing that shirt

 

[el-Supremo]

Certain parts of the internet refer to them as prostatots.

 

[totallyfrozen]

Best pickup line I ever got was on her T-shirt

If the best pick up line you ever got was on an 11 year old's tank top...Brother, you need some game! LMAO!!!

I wonder if that 11 year old even knew what her shirt meant.