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Best pickup lines from groupies.

#82
Two girls making out up front at of all things a low key background music gig about a year ago. When one of them came up for air inbetween songs she came up to me and asked "You want to party with us later."

Yes mam. Yes I do. Sometimes I love this job.
 
#83
I've never gigged in a bar, all mine are from church (sadly) so they probably don't count... but hey...

Before service, the "church prostitute" (15 year old hot blonde chick with no morals lol) came up to me as I'm talking to my friends and sits -- spreading her legs. She says, "look, my skirt just keeps falling apart," and proceeds to tear strands off her blue jean mini skirt... at least she wore pure white panties for church.
 
#84
A couple of years back, on stage at an irish bar, with a conga player and acoustic guitarist doing unplugged covers... A rather attractive brunette walked on stage stood right in front of me and said "it's not the 80's any more so take that shirt off!" I took it off and she wore it for the rest of the night....

Years before that, a pretty blonde came up on stage stood right in front of me, so close I could barely move my hands and danced for a while grinding away. This was a wedding mind you... She took my glasses off and wore them. That was my first and last lap dance while playing. Luckily the body of my bass hangs in front of my groin!!
 
#88
totallyfrozen said:
Actually, that's pretty disgusting.
It'd be really cool if we didn't keep re-posting that pic. It's just wrong.

Thanks, gents
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I agree. And "disgusting" is an understatement, IMO.
I'd think there's really no place on Talkbass for an image like that -- sexually provocative words on an adolescent girl -- whether or not the text was photoshopped.
Here's hoping that the moderators will delete all instances of that image.
 
#89
:D I'm a female bass player for a metal band haha and the crazy thing is it's always the half drunk gals that come up to me after my set hahah! Geez. :eyebrow: most ackward pick up line "You are really fast with your fingers on that guitar thing can you show me a thing or two?" :bassist: Haha...the best compliment is when the bartender gives you props for your stage preformance and gives free drinks. Hooray for free beer! :D
 
#90
kugelspot said:
Not a groupie per se, but last 4th of July my band played at this show for younger musicians. The opening act was this hot brunette, 20 or 21 I think. After the set, me and the guitar player had taken over one of the rooms back stage and were talking and goofing around. Suddenly this chick and her sister, who looked a couple years older than her, came in and started talking with us. All of a sudden, one of them decides we'd look "really hot" in eyeliner. So the girl puts eyeliner on the guitar player, and her sister is putting it on me (she had my knee all the way up her dress BTW). Nothing happened other than that (at the time I was 17 and he was 15).

After the show, I show up at a party at my neighbor's house with my family, my cousins, and a bunch of close family friends with eyeliner on... and a LOT of explaining to do!
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LOL fail. If you're going to have makeup put on you, you better get it in writing that you're at least gonna get some solid feels in after.


VinKreepo said:
I've never gigged in a bar, all mine are from church (sadly) so they probably don't count... but hey...

Before service, the "church prostitute" (15 year old hot blonde chick with no morals lol) came up to me as I'm talking to my friends and sits -- spreading her legs. She says, "look, my skirt just keeps falling apart," and proceeds to tear strands off her blue jean mini skirt... at least she wore pure white panties for church.
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WHAT THE HELL KIND OF CHURCH IS THIS?!?! WHAT HAVE I BEEN MISSING?!?!
 
#91
VinKreepo said:
Before service, the "church prostitute" (15 year old hot blonde chick with no morals lol) came up to me as I'm talking to my friends and sits -- spreading her legs. She says, "look, my skirt just keeps falling apart," and proceeds to tear strands off her blue jean mini skirt... at least she wore pure white panties for church.
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I want to go to your church! You should make her an assistant pastor or something.
 
#92
Haha, the church I just left... the pastor's daughter has worn go-go outfits in front of church that some girls wouldn't wear to a night club. Her sister wore some lingerie to a "costume party" for halloween at the dance studio she attends. Pink and shiny with angel wings attached to the bra. Posted the pic right on her myspace.

Ironically I want to find a good church haha
 
#96
I was playing the Harrisburg Hardware Bar, and the one waitress said...
"You should come over some time and play me like you do that bass."
I cam eback halfway through the set, stood up on the bar as she was pole dancing to a Pink Song and I gave her this...
"I'm back, and this time I brought my wood"

At the time, I was playing a Warwick Fortress...
 
#98
totallyfrozen said:
Actually, that's pretty disgusting.
It'd be really cool if we didn't keep re-posting that pic. It's just wrong.

Thanks, gents
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I completely agree.

Roadstar said:
Yea for real. I have an eleven year old and I would die before there was ever something like that on her. Really poor taste.
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I also completely agree, having a daughter of my own.

Tampabass said:
I agree. And "disgusting" is an understatement, IMO.
I'd think there's really no place on Talkbass for an image like that -- sexually provocative words on an adolescent girl -- whether or not the text was photoshopped. Here's hoping that the moderators will delete all instances of that image.
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And I further agree with this. And yes, the images are removed.

Let me use this opportunity to say a few things that need to
be reiterated apparently.

If I had to infract everyone who did not cover their profanity
completely, it would have taken hours. Please do not post
uncovered profanity.

We have a rule in the Chicks at Shows thread. I'm going to
ask for you guys to voluntarily adhere to it.
Please don't post pictures of underage women. And especially suggestive
pictures of any kind.

Finally, if you see posts that are in as poor taste as the one
posted and quoted, please use the report button on the
upper right /!\ . I would have cleaned this up a lot sooner
with a heads up on it.

Thanks,
Thor
 
#99
Nighttime street party, around 1000 in attendance. Bright lights on band. Saw a very attractive girl, always with her back to the band (not that I'm complaining). Drummer comments on her attributes, and I concur. Next song, she dances up to the stage and says "I thought that was you, Uncle Larry!". Washed mind out with soap and water for an hour afterwards.
 

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