I'd probably still say the same thing

....Orange Bomber>WW>Berg...yep; that's gonna be snappy
I know my bass/strings/amp/settings probably makes it seem like I'm a "sizzler," I'm totally not.
I have really fat sounding fingers for some reason, as you alluded to in your post, and if I ran "dark" gear, it'd be too much dark on dark, for me.
Vic ends up about the same way as be: you'd "read" his tone as pretty bright by his gear/etc choices, but, his band demo tones aren't super snappy like that either.
Yeah: you need a Sadowsky P. Toooootally.
Lastly:
this whole discussion is maybe a great example of "you can read and read and read, and you're still not really gonna know what "Gear Bit X" is gonna do til you get it in your personal hands; cause a lot of it really does come from your hands.