Haha, I believe agedhorse IS the designer of this amp.No, you can't cover those slits. Whomever told you the ventilation was handled by the side vents is giving you bad information. For starters, which way does hot air go? I'm pretty sure sideways is not the correct answer. I doubt the designers added the production time and cost for the vents because they need to be there. I doubt it was esthetics.
Somebody suggested a finer mesh to keep them out. That is your best plan. I have a travel trailer that has various vents on the outside. You can actually buy mesh covers to keep small bugs out.
If you cover those vents, you will be sorry you did.