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Cracked hands!!!!!

What’s up with Twofer’s hands?

  • Stop putting them in the oven idiot.

    Votes: 2 10.5%
  • Hey at least you don’t have to by sandpaper!!!

    Votes: 1 5.3%
  • All the better to pluck with. No more picks!!!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I thought he had carrot fingers.

    Votes: 3 15.8%
  • Just soak them in tuna noodle casserole every night.

    Votes: 13 68.4%

  • Total voters
    19
Try Neutrogena and Gentalin = gentamicin antibiothic plus cortisonic agent ...
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I guarantee you this works extremely effectively, and women don't use it much. It heals the cracks; prevents more; and it is highly addictive. I've been using it for years.



Three posters have now suggested this, so I think I will share some more information about this miracle "stuff."

Bag Balm - Wikipedia

Bag Balm is a salve developed in 1899 to soothe irritation on cows' udders after milking.[1][2] It is used as a treatment for chapped and irritated skin on humans and can be found in places such as drugstores, ski resorts, online vendors, and needlework stores, in addition to farm and feed stores. Its uses are claimed to be many, for example: "squeaky bed springs, psoriasis, dry facial skin, cracked fingers, burns, zits, diaper rash, saddle sores, sunburn, pruned trees, rifles, shell casings, bedsores and radiation burns."

For the first 115 years, Bag Balm was made by a Vermont family-owned business called Dairy Association Co. Inc.[3] In 2014, the family sold the business to a group of investors who changed the name of the company to Vermont's Original, LLC.[3] At the time of the sale, the company had seven employees and was located in Lyndonville, Vermont, and Rock Island, Quebec.[3]

The Bag Balm product is known for its characteristic 8-oz green square tins featuring a cow's head and red clovers on the lid. It has been in production since 1899.[2] The formula was purchased by John L. Norris from a Wells River, Vermont, druggist sometime before the turn of the century. Originally, it was used for only cows' udders, but farmers' wives noticed the softness of their husbands' hands, and started using the product themselves. Imitators include Udderly Smooth Udder Cream and Udder Balm.[2] In a 1983 report, Charles Kuralt reported on CBS that "upward of 400,000 units were shipped annually";[2] more recent sales figures are not disclosed by the company.[2]

Bag Balm was taken to the North Pole by Admiral Byrd, and was used by Allied troops in World War II (to protect weapons from rust). It was used at Ground Zero in New York after 9/11 for the paws of cadaver-sniffing dogs, and it has been used by American troops in the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.[2]
 
Three posters have now suggested this, so I think I will share some more information about this miracle "stuff."

Bag Balm - Wikipedia

Bag Balm is a salve developed in 1899 to soothe irritation on cows' udders after milking.[1][2] It is used as a treatment for chapped and irritated skin on humans and can be found in places such as drugstores, ski resorts, online vendors, and needlework stores, in addition to farm and feed stores. Its uses are claimed to be many, for example: "squeaky bed springs, psoriasis, dry facial skin, cracked fingers, burns, zits, diaper rash, saddle sores, sunburn, pruned trees, rifles, shell casings, bedsores and radiation burns."

For the first 115 years, Bag Balm was made by a Vermont family-owned business called Dairy Association Co. Inc.[3] In 2014, the family sold the business to a group of investors who changed the name of the company to Vermont's Original, LLC.[3] At the time of the sale, the company had seven employees and was located in Lyndonville, Vermont, and Rock Island, Quebec.[3]

The Bag Balm product is known for its characteristic 8-oz green square tins featuring a cow's head and red clovers on the lid. It has been in production since 1899.[2] The formula was purchased by John L. Norris from a Wells River, Vermont, druggist sometime before the turn of the century. Originally, it was used for only cows' udders, but farmers' wives noticed the softness of their husbands' hands, and started using the product themselves. Imitators include Udderly Smooth Udder Cream and Udder Balm.[2] In a 1983 report, Charles Kuralt reported on CBS that "upward of 400,000 units were shipped annually";[2] more recent sales figures are not disclosed by the company.[2]

Bag Balm was taken to the North Pole by Admiral Byrd, and was used by Allied troops in World War II (to protect weapons from rust). It was used at Ground Zero in New York after 9/11 for the paws of cadaver-sniffing dogs, and it has been used by American troops in the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.[2]

Bag balm and spirits of turpentine have been in the family medicine arsenal since before I was born. I stuck with what worked for me as a kid growing up and those who went before.
 
Three posters have now suggested this, so I think I will share some more information about this miracle "stuff."

Bag Balm - Wikipedia

Bag Balm is a salve developed in 1899 to soothe irritation on cows' udders after milking.[1][2] It is used as a treatment for chapped and irritated skin on humans and can be found in places such as drugstores, ski resorts, online vendors, and needlework stores, in addition to farm and feed stores. Its uses are claimed to be many, for example: "squeaky bed springs, psoriasis, dry facial skin, cracked fingers, burns, zits, diaper rash, saddle sores, sunburn, pruned trees, rifles, shell casings, bedsores and radiation burns."

For the first 115 years, Bag Balm was made by a Vermont family-owned business called Dairy Association Co. Inc.[3] In 2014, the family sold the business to a group of investors who changed the name of the company to Vermont's Original, LLC.[3] At the time of the sale, the company had seven employees and was located in Lyndonville, Vermont, and Rock Island, Quebec.[3]

The Bag Balm product is known for its characteristic 8-oz green square tins featuring a cow's head and red clovers on the lid. It has been in production since 1899.[2] The formula was purchased by John L. Norris from a Wells River, Vermont, druggist sometime before the turn of the century. Originally, it was used for only cows' udders, but farmers' wives noticed the softness of their husbands' hands, and started using the product themselves. Imitators include Udderly Smooth Udder Cream and Udder Balm.[2] In a 1983 report, Charles Kuralt reported on CBS that "upward of 400,000 units were shipped annually";[2] more recent sales figures are not disclosed by the company.[2]

Bag Balm was taken to the North Pole by Admiral Byrd, and was used by Allied troops in World War II (to protect weapons from rust). It was used at Ground Zero in New York after 9/11 for the paws of cadaver-sniffing dogs, and it has been used by American troops in the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.[2]

Neat read!
 
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Okay, so you have lots of replies, including, I think, this stuff, but not in English, so here's my pitch.
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When I was working in food service, a guy started who was taking Accutane, an acne medication that dries the crap out of your skin. His hands were constantly cracked and bleeding so i got him some of this stuff. Within 3 days his hands looked human again.
It's about $4 per bottle (that should last all winter) and it's greasy as heck, so don't expect to play bass or use your phone right after putting it on. Wear it at night and let it do its magic. I really can't recommend it highly enough.
Good luck!
 
You mentioned the medical industry, so I would at least first ask someone who knows about OSHA and whatever else governing body your work is under (I'm sure it's different working in a pet shop versus a nuclear plant). I'm aure it's fine but that'd be a really crappy way to get a bum wrap at work.
 
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I used to be in the same situation, hand washing many times daily and in the winter my hands would crack and bleed it would get so bad.

I had the best luck with the two things mentioned in responses 2 and 3. An added benefit of Eucerin is it also works like GoJo if needed. You can get a generic version of Eucerin at Wally World, or could back then.
 
For my job I have to wash my hands constantly. This causes my skin to get really dry. Around the nails in particular my skin is literally cracking open. It has gone from simply annoying to painful.

Edit to add: Pics have been added a few posts down. And I drink TONS of water daily. Tons! My reusable water bottles are a litre and I go through probably 6 or so in a work day. I am constantly pounding water.

What hasn’t worked?
O’Keeffe’s Working Hands- works fine for about five minutes until it either soaks in or dries up.

Aquaphor - (sp) somehow does fine for the rest of my hands but my fingertips are still cracked all to pieces

Most “regular” lotions my wife keeps around the house

Help me out. Bonus point if it isn’t to “girly”. I would prefer I didn’t smell like lilacs and lavender. :D
You're not a brain surgeon are you? That might be scary but maybe some good stories?:roflmao:
 
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Okay, so you have lots of replies, including, I think, this stuff, but not in English, so here's my pitch.
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When I was working in food service, a guy started who was taking Accutane, an acne medication that dries the crap out of your skin. His hands were constantly cracked and bleeding so i got him some of this stuff. Within 3 days his hands looked human again.
It's about $4 per bottle (that should last all winter) and it's greasy as heck, so don't expect to play bass or use your phone right after putting it on. Wear it at night and let it do its magic. I really can't recommend it highly enough.
Good luck!
Agree this stuff is good ... I’m working in Poland now so I uploaded a picture of what I can buy in the local supermarkets ;)