CuteCube² Guitar - Play-in System for String Instruments

[Baird6869]

Wow, I think that would be a perfect job for a lot of us on TB. Send us your new bass, we will play it contstantly for a few weeks, and then ship it back, all for only $500.

Hell, for an extra couple of hundred we will even gig it for you, so it gets used to "playing out"!

I think for most of us it would be more like "send me your bass, I will clean it up, set it up and restring it, play it for a few weeks and sell it back to you for a $100 loss AND pay for shipping back to you."

 

[Baird6869]

Looks like they use to sell for a lot less:
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Oh, and guys, if you want to band together it gets cheaper - just need to buy 1000 of them:
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$15 each if you buy 1000? I'm in for 1.

 

[bassfunkman]

$15 each if you buy 1000? I'm in for 1.

I'll take 3 drool

 

[BurningSkies]

I'll take 3 drool

Think how fast you could play in a bass if you put 7 or 8 of these things on it. You could have one from the 1890's in no time.

 

[bassfunkman]

Think how fast you could play in a bass if you put 7 or 8 of these things on it. You could have one from the 1890's in no time.

You mean like that?

 

[BurningSkies]

You mean like that?

FIFTEEN OF THEM. This bass will play like it was gigged during the first Egyptian dynasty.

 

[bassfunkman]

FIFTEEN OF THEM. This bass will play like it was gigged during the first Egyptian dynasty.

Played in for a million years

 

[BurningSkies]

It's so loud and resonant you don't even have to touch it.

...don't even look at it.

 

[tortburst]

If I wear these all over my body will I get older as time progresses?

 

[mongo2]

If I wear these all over my body will I get older as time progresses?

I see what you did there.

 

[ggunn]

If I wear these all over my body will I get older as time progresses?

I dunno, but if you wear them on certain parts of your body you might get a happy ending.

 

[Batmensch]

Are people actually buying into this nonsense?

 

[Baird6869]

I wonder if you have to play the music really loud during "treatment".

An added benefit if so.... Cranked music 24x7 for a week.

 

[ggunn]

Are people actually buying into this nonsense?

Only one person on this thread that I know of, and I'm not all that sure about him.

 

[BadJazz]

Only one person on this thread that I know of, and I'm not all that sure about him.

Your prize:

 

[Iridescentone]

Step 1: Invent a problem.
Step 2: Convince people they have said problem.
Step 3: Sell them the solution.

Wait, I thought political posts are forbidden.

I'm reporting you to the proper authorities!

 

[Luckydog]

You mean like that?

Wont multiple cubes result in comb filtering, thereby nullifying the "benefit"? ....Oh wait, it would be fine as long as the cube speakers are not mixed sizes....Oh no it will still fail, because they are not arrayed vertically....

 

[Iridescentone]

I remember when I used to watch the History Channel and science programs and they were actually about history and science Jim

Yes, welcome to The Department Of Indoctrination.

(a wholly owned subsidiary of The New World Order)

(shudder)

 

[Iridescentone]

Okay. I listened to the "before" and "after" tracks.

I'm convinced that track 1 is the alder body Jazz bass....and track 2 is the ash body one. Am I right?

Edit; Oh wait....that was a different guy. Nevermind.

 

[Luckydog]

It will only work with flats and a tort guard.