CWB 12 - The Dirty Dozen

[dave64o]

A slippery Monkey?

Sounds like a drink.





....and one I'd like to order!

 

[FurryMonkey]

A slippery Monkey?

That's a pedal name...but what does it do?

 

[BassGen]

At times like this, we need to get a room. A chat room that is.

 

[PassivAggressiv]

Slippery is not good for practicing.

Depends on what you're practicing. I love FM's sweaty palms.

 

[FurryMonkey]

Sounds like a drink.





....and one I'd like to order!

Now, would it be a quick shot, or one you'd spend a long time on?

 

[FurryMonkey]

Depends on what you're practicing. I love FM's sweaty palms.

What can I say? You make my palms sweat too.

 

[Tat2dHeart]

Now, would it be a quick shot, or one you'd spend a long time on?

It should come in a fun little glass. With whipped cream. And a cherry on a stem.

 

[PassivAggressiv]

Right now, or when I'm on the pole?

Um, do I have to choose just one, or can I say both?

 

[PassivAggressiv]

It should come in a fun little glass. With whipped cream. And a cherry on a stem.

Something sweet that tingles and burns on the way down.

 

[FurryMonkey]

Um, do I have to choose just one, or can I say both?

lmao...well, now it's jeans and a long sleeve t-shirt.

On the pole...it's over the knee vinyl boots and my undies. Gotta have the bare skin to stick to the pole.

 

[FurryMonkey]

Something sweet that tingles and burns on the way down.

Banana schnapps and Goldschlager?

 

[Tat2dHeart]

lmao...well, now it's jeans and a long sleeve t-shirt.

On the pole...it's over the knee vinyl boots and my undies. Gotta have the bare skin to stick to the pole.

Oversized long sleeved button down shirt with the sleeves rolled up.




Oh wait. No one asked.

 

[chuck3]

That's a pedal name...but what does it do?

It straightens out the EQ curve into sort of a diagonal line.

 

[dave64o]

Now, would it be a quick shot, or one you'd spend a long time on?

That's the kind of drink that takes a little while to prepare. Not that there are a lot of ingredients, but to make it properly you need to take some time to do it right. And, once it's made, that first sip takes you by surprise and each successive sip packs a bigger and bigger punch, completely enveloping your senses with its flavors. And, once you learn that a gulp masks the subtlety and complexity of the flavors, you realize that it's a drink best savored slowly, letting your tongue enjoy all the ways it's excited by the flavors and making it willing to do anything to make the sips last as long as possible before that final sip that finishes it off and makes you want to make another.

In short, it's a drink that makes your tongue crave more and more and more and more and more and ....

 

[Tat2dHeart]

Banana schnapps and Goldschlager?

Vodka
Peach Schnapps
Creme de Banana
Orange Juice


That's officially a Fuzzy Monkey. We could add a whipped cream and a cherry and call it the Furry Monkey.

I knew all those years of bartending would come in handy one day.

 

[dave64o]

It should come in a fun little glass...

Reminds me of that one party in college .....

 

[PassivAggressiv]

Oversized long sleeved button down shirt with the sleeves rolled up.




Oh wait. No one asked.

On the pole, or right now?

 

[dave64o]

Vodka
Peach Schnapps
Creme de Banana
Orange Juice


That's officially a Fuzzy Monkey. We could add a whipped cream and a cherry and call it the Furry Monkey.

You could add chocolate shavings on top. That would make it "furry".

 

[BassGen]

lmao...well, now it's jeans and a long sleeve t-shirt.

On the pole...it's over the knee vinyl boots and my undies. Gotta have the bare skin to stick to the pole.

GASP!

 

[PassivAggressiv]

Vodka
Peach Schnapps
Creme de Banana
Orange Juice


That's officially a Fuzzy Monkey. We could add a whipped cream and a cherry and call it the Furry Monkey.

I knew all those years of bartending would come in handy one day.

What do you do to it to make it slippery?