CWB 12 - The Dirty Dozen

[Tat2dHeart]

On the pole, or right now?

Right now. On the pole, I wear booty shorts and a tank top.

 

[FurryMonkey]

It straightens out the EQ curve into sort of a diagonal line.

I like it.

 

[Tat2dHeart]

What do you do to it to make it slippery?

A double shot of peach schnapps.

 

[PassivAggressiv]

lmao...well, now it's jeans and a long sleeve t-shirt.

On the pole...it's over the knee vinyl boots and my undies. Gotta have the bare skin to stick to the pole.

Which undies? The black lacey ones or the red see-through ones?

 

[FurryMonkey]

That's the kind of drink that takes a little while to prepare. Not that there are a lot of ingredients, but to make it properly you need to take some time to do it right. And, once it's made, that first sip takes you by surprise and each successive sip packs a bigger and bigger punch, completely enveloping your senses with its flavors. And, once you learn that a gulp masks the subtlety and complexity of the flavors, you realize that it's a drink best savored slowly, letting your tongue enjoy all the ways it's excited by the flavors and making it willing to do anything to make the sips last as long as possible before that final sip that finishes it off and makes you want to make another.

In short, it's a drink that makes your tongue crave more and more and more and more and more and ....

Best drink ever. Ever.

 

[PassivAggressiv]

Right now. On the pole, I wear booty shorts and a tank top.

Oooh la la, I like booty shorts.

 

[FurryMonkey]

Which undies? The black lacey ones or the red see-through ones?

Oh, you know, which ever pair I happen to be wearing when I go out there. They're both favorites.

 

[FurryMonkey]

Vodka
Peach Schnapps
Creme de Banana
Orange Juice


That's officially a Fuzzy Monkey. We could add a whipped cream and a cherry and call it the Furry Monkey.

I knew all those years of bartending would come in handy one day.

I think maybe some 151 on top, lit on fire, with a sprinkle of cinnamon into the flame.

 

[FurryMonkey]

Reminds me of that one party in college .....

You're on a roll tonight.

 

[Tat2dHeart]

I think maybe some 151 on top, lit on fire, with a sprinkle of cinnamon into the flame.

That would be a Flaming Monkey, I think. It could be interesting.

 

[PassivAggressiv]

Undies and Slippery Monkeys and sweaty palms, a former bartender and a soon-to-be pole dancer. Hmmm... If only someone could turn on some music, I think we'd be all set.

 

[Tat2dHeart]

We would be - but unfortunately, I need to head for bed. The wee hours of tomorrow come early and it's going to be another long day tomorrow. I'll leave the liquor cabinet unlocked. Please rinse the glasses and melt the ice out of the bar bin before ya'll go to sleep.

 

[FurryMonkey]

That would be a Flaming Monkey, I think. It could be interesting.

lmao...how bout a Furry Monkey's Comet?

 

[dave64o]

We would be - but unfortunately, I need to head for bed. The wee hours of tomorrow come early and it's going to be another long day tomorrow. I'll leave the liquor cabinet unlocked. Please rinse the glasses and melt the ice out of the bar bin before ya'll go to sleep.

Awwwww, won't be the same without all three of you here, but I know you're busy this week. You'll definitely be here in spirit!

Good night hugs!

 

[FurryMonkey]

We would be - but unfortunately, I need to head for bed. The wee hours of tomorrow come early and it's going to be another long day tomorrow. I'll leave the liquor cabinet unlocked. Please rinse the glasses and melt the ice out of the bar bin before ya'll go to sleep.

I think you should exclude Dave from melting the ice...wait, I take that back...I nominate Dave to melt the ice.

 

[PassivAggressiv]

We would be - but unfortunately, I need to head for bed. The wee hours of tomorrow come early and it's going to be another long day tomorrow. I'll leave the liquor cabinet unlocked. Please rinse the glasses and melt the ice out of the bar bin before ya'll go to sleep.

Sweet dreams.

 

[dave64o]

I think you should exclude Dave from melting the ice...wait, I take that back...I nominate Dave to melt the ice.

... one ... cube ... at a time.

 

[PassivAggressiv]

You know, Chuck might have been here first tonight, but I'm starting to be concerned about his staying power. Staying power is very important, Chuck.

 

[PassivAggressiv]

Dave's showing nice staying power. I'm not trying to compare. Just sayin'.

 

[FurryMonkey]

You know, Chuck might have been here first tonight, but I'm starting to be concerned about his staying power. Staying power is very important, Chuck.

This is true. Maybe we're moving too fast for him?