CWB 12 - The Dirty Dozen

[PassivAggressiv]

I pass out for a few hours, and I miss the end of part 11 AND pages 1-4 of 12?! Jeez, Miss PA, you're just knock-out gorgeous!

Thanks. We tried to revive you by giving you a fuzzy monkey and a slippery monkey and a flamin' monkey, but you just moaned a little and said "Mmmm" and passed out again. Tat wanted to write obscene things on your forehead with a Sharpie, but we decided you'd had enough excitement for one night.

 

[PassivAggressiv]

Ladies, I know you are all concerned about staying power but you also need to remember that a number of the men here in CWB are more mature and wise beyond their years.

There's an appropriate saying that I think you can all appreciate;

"Early to bed, early to rise."

I think there's more to it but after the rise nothing else matters!

Yeah, we remember last night how you were all like:

GASP!

and then you were done for the night. Of course, there's much to be said for early risers.

 

[PassivAggressiv]

What a night!

'Morning all. Guess I should make us some coffee.

Wow, he even wakes up early and makes coffee. Dave, you've just got all sorts of Win going on.

 

[BassGen]

Thanks. We tried to revive you by giving you a fuzzy monkey and a slippery monkey and a flamin' monkey, but you just moaned a little and said "Mmmm" and passed out again. Tat wanted to write obscene things on your forehead with a Sharpie, but we decided you'd had enough excitement for one night.

Yeah but did he notice the eyebrows you drew on?

 

[PassivAggressiv]

Wow... I missed the orgy, I mean party.

We party-goers missed you too.

 

[PassivAggressiv]

huh ... not much "staying power" around here. Are you guys in a Euro time zone or something?

As for '70s cheesy porn music ... what do you think I was doing in the '70s? OK, it was the music, not the, you know, but still ...

Your timing was much better the first time around.

 

[PassivAggressiv]

Yeah but did he notice the eyebrows you drew on?

Not sure if he noticed yet. FM got a little carried away with the hot wax. Once you get her started, it's hard to get her to stop. (Not that you really want her to...)

 

[drummer5359]

Good afternoon all.


I'm getting a bleeping cold and I have a gig on Friday.

 

[dave64o]

Wow, he even wakes up early and makes coffee. Dave, you've just got all sorts of Win going on.

I'm thinking the next time I might even wear my Chippendale outfit for serving the coffee.

 

[BassGen]

Wow, a little CWB "Afternoon Delight" party!

 

[drummer5359]

"I'm thinking the next time I might even wear my Chippendale outfit for serving the coffee."


I'm thinking that one of the girls would be using the bowtie as a garter belt by the time you woke up.

 

[drummer5359]

We've got PA outnumbered, but I'm sure she is okay with that.

 

[PassivAggressiv]

We've got PA outnumbered, but I'm sure she is okay with that.

Yeah, I think I can handle it.

But you guys have only got 5 minutes with me, then I have to go. I don't usually encourage guys to be quick, but, well, sometimes that's all you got time for...

 

[PassivAggressiv]

"I'm thinking the next time I might even wear my Chippendale outfit for serving the coffee."


I'm thinking that one of the girls would be using the bowtie as a garter belt by the time you woke up.

i doubt we would wait until he fell asleep to do it...

 

[drummer5359]

Wow, we can do quikies if all that's all you have time for...

 

[FurryMonkey]

Wow, he even wakes up early and makes coffee. Dave, you've just got all sorts of Win going on.

Coffee is a good start, but I'm thinking he needs to make a full breakfast here.

 

[drummer5359]

We might make you want to be late...

 

[PassivAggressiv]

Wow, a little CWB "Afternoon Delight" party!

You can never have too many CWB parties.

 

[drummer5359]

FM is here to help you out!

 

[PassivAggressiv]

We might make you want to be late...

Oh, my. With you guys and FM too, it'd be worth being a little late!