FurryMonkey said:If you decided you needed to lick it off a body part or six, well, that's just in the interest of not being wasteful. Recycling and such.
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CWB 14: Whiskey and Beer
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Glad that we're on the same page
Being new here......is there some place that you female bassists are getting your cartoon superhero avatars?
What's the story with that?
Just a question.......
What's the story with that?
Just a question.......
With no weapons left, the only option is hand to,um, hand combat. T2H 'pushes' me down into the pudding and I land on my butt right by PA who I grab by the legs and pull down on top of me. She's been sooo naughty, and I'm still mad about the whip cream to the face shot she took earlier, so I lay a solid smack right on her butt which sends drops of whip cream and pudding flying all over everyone watching. Dave briefly remembers how to swallow when a few drops land on his tongue. I have to wipe the excess splatter out of my eyes and PA uses that opportunity to escape, but falls back to her hands and knees in the slippery pudding. Not one to miss out on the chance at a good spanking, T2H lays another one on PA who has so conveniently fallen into position right in front of her. TBC...
Well, thanks this time to Furry, I know that in the few hours since PA helped ensure that the ... um .... "plumbing" still works just fine, I now know that the "plumbing" STILL works just fine.Well, thanks to PA and the image she just put into my head, I received unexpected confirmation that the plumbing remains in fine working order.
Y'all don't mind if I 'scuse myself and go to the men's room for a few minutes...
I'm just dying for you to get to the part where I finally get pulled into all this.
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- Endorsing Artist: Zon Guitars, Tsunami Cables, DR Strings, GK
I'll scrape together a few of the crew to play an extended KingsX Groove Machine while the chaos ensues
Wow - go to a meeting for the afternoon and come back to find myself with a malfunctioning wardrobe, a slightly warmed palm, and empty vessels for whipped cream and chocolate. What an afternoon - no wonder I was having trouble concentrating on that meeting.
This is awesome. My work here is done. For now.
This is awesome. My work here is done. For now.
I'm just dying for you to get to the part where I finally get pulled into all this.
Heh. Now that we know you'd be a willing victim - and that you want it - we have absolutely no choice except to keep you on the sidelines in this little scenario. You may watch - and occasionally swallow - but uh uh uuuhhhh.....no pudding wrestling for you.
Unlike Dave, I am quite content with watching
And watch you shall.....nice try on the reverse psychology approach.
And watch you shall.....nice try on the reverse psychology approach.
I wasn't trying anything! Really..I wasn't!
Ok..maybe I was a little..can't fault me for trying, right?
It's expected that you'll try.
And we like watching when you do try. Just don't expect us to let it slide unless we want to for our own benefit. 
It's expected that you'll try.
Wouldn't have it any other way, my dear.
I'm just dying for you to get to the part where I finally get pulled into all this.
Okay, you asked for it.
PA gets tired of being the only one to get spanked. She grabs T2H by the arm and pulls her down with her marvelous milkshakes jiggling all the way into the pudding-y mess. PA grabs Dave's FNA that he's forgotten he's supposed to be thumping on for us, and give T2H what looks like a solid whack (but is really just a golf tap) to the bum. Dave finally gets enough blood flowing to his brain to realize that his beloved FNA is in danger and he jumps in to save to save it. While PA is taking her back-swing, Dave quickly snatches his 'Wick back from her and hands it safely off to MB who is waiting not so patiently for his chance to tag in. Bad move Dave. Bad move. Never take a weapon from a Thumpketeer, not even if it's your beloved FNA.
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HA!! I'll grab a belt or two I'll block a couple shots from the FNA for you Furry and put something really solid in your hands... My modulus VJ !
I'll block a couple shots from the FNA for you Furry and put something really solid in your hands... My modulus VJ !
PA is too shocked for words, T2H is irritated that she is missing out on another piece of wood to the booty, and I'm laughing at the idea of Dave threatening me with punishment. We all turn on Dave. Is it his greatest fear or most awesome fantasy that is about to be played out? Maybe both. PA is furious at Dave for deweaponizing her so she gives him a sharp stiletto heel to the back of the knee, sending him down to his knees. T2H stands behind Dave and drops her twin peaks solidly right on top of his head. Dave is devastated that she isn't in front of him. I'm unsure of the electrical conductivity of pudding and I don't want to accidentally shock my girls, so the stun gun is out. But I'm good at finding weapons, and help myself to MB's belt. I motion to PA to give Dave another stiletto to the back sending him down to hands and knees. Then I sit on his back like he's my pony and use that belt on his rear until he says he's sorry for threatening me. (edited for time. I fully expect it to take hours, maybe days to get an apology using that method)
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