PA is too shocked for words, T2H is irritated that she is missing out on another piece of wood to the booty, and I'm laughing at the idea of Dave threatening me with punishment. We all turn on Dave. Is it his greatest fear or most awesome fantasy that is about to be played out? Maybe both. PA is furious at Dave for deweaponizing her so she gives him a sharp stiletto heel to the back of the knee, sending him down to his knees. T2H stands behind Dave and drops her twin peaks solidly right on top of his head. Dave is devastated that she isn't in front of him. I'm unsure of the electrical conductivity of pudding and I don't want to accidentally shock my girls, so the stun gun is out. But I'm good at finding weapons, and help myself to MB's belt. I motion to PA to give Dave another stiletto to the back sending him down to hands and knees. Then I sit on his back like he's my pony and use that belt on his rear until he says he's sorry for threatening me. (edited for time. I fully expect it to take hours, maybe days to get an apology using that method)
