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CWB 14: Whiskey and Beer

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No, I'm not deducting many. But I have to deduct at least one. I mean, I can't let that kind of transgression go COMPLETELY unpunished, can I? ;) But if she decides to keep it and try new strings on it, like she hinted at last night, then I can forgive her and not deduct points.





You, however, still get bonus points for offering to help right the potential wrong. ;) ;) ;)

Well - no - not entirely unpunished. But don't be toooo harsh on her. This time. And thank you for the bonus points. They help take the sting out. :D
 
Oooh.....You're gonna join in? As long as we don't have to fight in coleslaw or creamed corn, then the more the merrier. I'm not really a fan of niblets in my hooha.

Good to see you back, darlin'. How's it going?

What about vanilla pudding? And can I rip your shirt off to finally get a look at that back ink? :D

Goin' pretty good, just really busy. Wish I could say I've been busy mud wrestling hot bass chicks in vanilla pudding, but no such luck unless you and FM indulge me. ;)
 
Well, thanks to PA and the image she just put into my head, I received unexpected confirmation that the plumbing remains in fine working order.

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Good to know! Thanks for sharing that - but it's not getting you out of the cam-stalking. BTW - thanks for going out of town a little while back. I got a LOT of work done on your house while you were away. :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:
 
Good to know! Thanks for sharing that - but it's not getting you out of the cam-stalking. BTW - thanks for going out of town a little while back. I got a LOT of work done on your house while you were away. :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:

Hey, Tat. Email me that video, would you? I'd like to get a peek at Dave's wood. Oh, and if you still have that one of Chuck blowing and sucking (the harp, of course), I'd like that too. :D :ninja:
 
Hey, Drummer. Thanks! I've missed you guys too. Been busy stalking the CWBers.

Have fun with your new toy. And be careful. I hear those sex swings can be a little dangerous. Oh, wait. You meant something else, didn't you?

The sex swing is an old toy, but still a lot of fun...

This is the new toy.

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It's not a Clement, but it sure feels like it was custom made for me.
 
So I can build a big box and you CWBs can choose what to fill it with. I'm sure there will be enough bassists around to create a death match rumble for inspiration. I can be on the side if anyone needs to tag out ;)
 
So I can build a big box and you CWBs can choose what to fill it with. I'm sure there will be enough bassists around to create a death match rumble for inspiration. I can be on the side if anyone needs to tag out ;)

Nah, it's even easier than that. Just inflate one of those kiddie swimming pools and go to your local warehouse stock up store for some bulk instant vanilla pudding, grab the garden hose and you have the beginnings of an awesome chick wrestling match.

Now, thinking about this a little more; I think we're going to need some kind of weapon. After all, the WWF guys get to use chairs and ladders and such. I think we're going to need squeeze bottles of chocolate syrup and probably should get the whip cream cans too.

Probably go a little something like this...

PA wearing short shorts and a bikini top throws a hand full of pudding at T2H who is wearing her No Treble shirt and some booty shorts. T2H pretends to be mad, "Hey you got pudding on my No Treble shirt! I love this shirt!" PA, also pretending to be mad, "Oh sorry, let me help you with that." Grabs T2H's shirt and pulls it off over her head. (can't really rip the No Treble shirt :p) T2H 'forgets' to wear a bra that morning and shines her glorious headlights right at Dave who has momentarily forgotten how to swallow due to lack of blood flow to the upper half of his body. While PA is distracted by T2H's wardrobe malfunction I take the opportunity to express my jealousy of her goddess-like legs and shoot my chocolate syrup and whip cream all over them. PA turns and aims her weapons back on me, whip cream to the face chocolate syrup to the chest. T2H sees the opportunity to pay back PA for the pudding to the shirt and aims hers weapons at PA. Before you know it, we're all covered in whip cream, chocolate syrup, and vanilla pudding. Oops...bottles and cans are empty and we're still sooo mad at each other...TBC
 
Nah, it's even easier than that. Just inflate one of those kiddie swimming pools and go to your local warehouse stock up store for some bulk instant vanilla pudding, grab the garden hose and you have the beginnings of an awesome chick wrestling match.

Now, thinking about this a little more; I think we're going to need some kind of weapon. After all, the WWF guys get to use chairs and ladders and such. I think we're going to need squeeze bottles of chocolate syrup and probably should get the whip cream cans too.

Probably go a little something like this...

PA wearing short shorts and a bikini top throws a hand full of pudding at T2H who is wearing her No Treble shirt and some booty shorts. T2H pretends to be mad, "Hey you got pudding on my No Treble shirt! I love this shirt!" PA, also pretending to be mad, "Oh sorry, let me help you with that." Grabs T2H's shirt and pulls it off over her head. (can't really rip the No Treble shirt :p) T2H 'forgets' to wear a bra that morning and shines her glorious headlights right at Dave who has momentarily forgotten how to swallow due to lack of blood flow to the upper half of his body. While PA is distracted by T2H's wardrobe malfunction I take the opportunity to express my jealousy of her goddess-like legs and shoot my chocolate syrup and whip cream all over them. PA turns and aims her weapons back on me, whip cream to the face chocolate syrup to the chest. T2H sees the opportunity to pay back PA for the pudding to the shirt and aims hers weapons at PA. Before you know it, we're all covered in whip cream, chocolate syrup, and vanilla pudding. Oops...bottles and cans are empty and we're still sooo mad at each other...TBC

I could come up with some ideas on clean-up, but I don't want the ban-hammer to come down on me.
 
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