Dear God,
Please turn me into that bass, just for those two minutes. Please?
Love Always,
FM
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There is a time for everything. How true, how true.




Dear God,
Please turn me into that bass, just for those two minutes. Please?
Love Always,
FM![]()
Dear God,
Please turn me into that bass, just for those two minutes. Please?
Love Always,
FM![]()
Then I got the....."come'ere little girl. See this. It's called a tambourine. You know about rhythm. Play this - and get your d@mned hands out of your pockets or I'm gonna get off this throne and smack ya."

Time for me to start packing! One more full day to make it through before FL!!!![]()
Hon, don't forget, this is where you're supposed to promise to be good, say your prayers, go to church and never again tackle the unsuspecting UPS guy with a full layout backward double with a twist if you get to be that bass for just those two minutes.
Never heard it called a tambourine before...
Guys are weird.![]()
I CANNOT WAIT!!!!!
Florida will never be the same.
Dear God or Genie from Aladdin,
Please grant FM her wish!
You're the best ever,
MB
I would, but we've moved beyond all the lies in our relationship.![]()
looks like Hurricane season is coming early![]()
Remember your connection at laptop world? Yeah. I need a new one. Ice cream and laptops do not mix well. Laptop a la mode, anyone?
And why are you packing, anyway? Everything we were planning to do was going to be naked - remember?
That's what I'm going to suggest that we name the band. Crackers and Tambourines - a match made in TalkBass.
:::trying to sharpie strings on my back:::::
How do I get a quilt top like that...![]()
Exactly! I'd say around a Category 4You do mean Her-icane season, right?
Strings go on the frontand if you are in a blue pool in FL you'll have the perfect sunlight refraction quilt
Exactly! I'd say around a Category 4
If she put her strings in front, you'd have to adjust her truss to get the action lowered. Seriously - I can't hardly believe you didn't see that from all those pictures.