It's head hair moving south for retirement.
I guess I am lucky, because as I have gone grey (Started at age 24!) I haven't receded much. That being said I do keep my hair very short but havent gone the last step of a full bald shave (yet).
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I guess I am lucky, because as I have gone grey (Started at age 24!) I haven't receded much. That being said I do keep my hair very short but havent gone the last step of a full bald shave (yet).
WackoStu said:Fixed for you.........
Just Kidding Dave. I would fit in this club (just not the hot part!) The Mrs Wacko tells me I need to manscape.
Although there could be a ladies hot and hairy club........
I think it's important that the carpet matches the drapes....
BassGen said:
So for the bald guys that means ....
No, I can't. Not gonna say it. Not even gonna let myself even imagine it!
So for the bald guys that means ....
No, I can't. Not gonna say it. Not even gonna let myself even imagine it!
I'll say it. FULL OUT BRAZILIAN, BABY! Which, for those that are not familar with the entire procedure, includes getting flipped over, for, um, how to put this...waxing of the 'vertical smile's.' um, mustache...or side burns, maybe works better...lol...just use your imagination. Don't smoke crack, wax it.
Well, if they have a mohawk then I'd say a Brazilian is appropriate. That way you have the landing strip at both the north AND the south runways.
But if there ain't no curtains at all .... then wouldn't they have to completely get rid of the carpet too?!
No, no pictures required, guys. I'll take your word for it!
But if there ain't no curtains at all .... then wouldn't they have to completely get rid of the carpet too?!
No, no pictures required, guys. I'll take your word for it!
Well, if they have a mohawk then I'd say a Brazilian is appropriate. That way you have the landing strip at both the north AND the south runways.
But if there ain't no curtains at all .... then wouldn't they have to completely get rid of the carpet too?!
No, no pictures required, guys. I'll take your word for it!
lmao...landing strips are optional, not required.
We have much better aim than you guys, so we don't really need them.
Did you miss the post where you were nominated as Leader?
(post 833)
Yep I sure did...lol
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Completely off topic: I may be getting a wonderful bastardized Precision with a Stingray pickup in it in a trade by the end of next week. The idea of a Stingcision gives me impure thoughts and urges.
Tat2dHeart
Only two strings away from an attitude problem.
I could have saved you a move. The recipe for getting over a divorce involves triple chocolate cake, chocolate ice cream, whipped cream, rum, and a blender.
Thank you for clarifying yet another bit of the sig. I'll try not to obsess over any more of it...lol
You forgot cherries with stems. They're good for keeping your tongue busy.
Tat2dHeart
Only two strings away from an attitude problem.
+1...except you should spraypaint "Chick vs. Chick w/Bass" on an overpass
I was gonna but Drummer autolocked the doors when we crossed the bridges and wouldn't let me walk out on any of them.
AND...get this...he denied me access to the hardware store where I could acquire spray paint. But he did take me to Pittsburgh guitars to play vintage basses, so all is forgiven.
Tat2dHeart
Only two strings away from an attitude problem.
So, I clicked on the post, going "What the poop is a five flavor...ohhh."
I may have to send this version to a singer friend, if that's okay with you. I think it'd get a LOT of bar time
Share away - I'm not the selfish sort as a rule. Unless you're moving in on my ice cream. Then we may have a problem.
Tat2dHeart
Only two strings away from an attitude problem.
PA -- definitely planning to be in Illinois in December. Right now it's looking like I'll arrive around the 10th and be leaving Christmas Day. The 13th I'm indisposed - my daughter's pinning ceremony for nursing school is that date and we're throwing her a party.
Tat2dHeart
Only two strings away from an attitude problem.
Thanks PA!
By the way, I've seen Tat play bass and she does weild it like a weapon! I have no knowledge as to how she would weild a pervertable, so I'll withhold an opinion on that...
Everything in life has a purpose, Mike.
Tat2dHeart
Only two strings away from an attitude problem.
I volunteer to wax anyone, anywhere.
WAX RULES! Every fifth Thursday in the winter; every third Thursday in the summer.
Tat2dHeart
Only two strings away from an attitude problem.
It's not that you have fewer hair follicles as you age, it's just that you have fewer on your head. They relocate - to your nose, your eyebrows, your ears and your back.
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