Dating an older woman?

[Jonny B]

I remember many, many moon ago when I was in this situation; I was just a toy to her, and was damned grateful for the oppurtunity.

 

[Baryonyx]

Didn't some gay politician just get hammered for the same age gap issue? Why do we feel its cool for an older woman but not for an older man regardless of any sexual preference?

Because older men dating young girls just looks pervy.

 

[etoncrow]

"Koo koo cha koo Mrs Robinson...."

 

[Nyarlathotep]

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[excane]

Simple reason....a woman of her age is in her sexual prime. Men usually peak around 18-25 and women MUCH later in life...late 30's into 40's

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[Gard]

Take everything I typed earlier, distill it, and you get this:

Simple reason....a woman of her age is in her sexual prime. Men usually peak around 18-25 and women MUCH later in life...late 30's into 40's

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[HollowBassman]

I've never had an age gap as large as in the OP, but my last couple girlfriends were 4-13yrs older than me. They were fun and I'm glad I dated them but they had them same drama and played the same games as younger girls.

 

[::::BASSIST::::]

Might make for some VERY uncombfortable work situations... but might be worth it.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

There are two breeds here and you need to determine which breed you have on your hands. If she's a MILF then she wants to be the meat, if it's a cougar then you are the meat. That's the extent of the situation you have here. Either way consider yourself at the brink of embarking on a sexual adventure. Create a mental list of things you would like to accomplish, so that you can walk away from this situation satisfied that you have met your goals. Watch some porn for some ideas. Create a list and start knocking them out, including the weird ones that involve a bottle of wine, a funnel and another chick. There are only three dangers here, and one of them can be solved by wearing a jimmy. The other dangers to look out for are her ex. You need to make sure this dude isn't going to suddenly bust into the room and catch you naked holding a funnel. The last danger is your own young mind. Mentally she has the advantage, and she can play Jedi mind tricks with your young mind. Stay strong. Anything that leads to a discussion about "us", or what are "we" should be silenced. I find it's best to put something in her mouth but that's just me. Do not go on dates with this chick. Don't approach her by asking her on a date. Be straight up. Tell her you want to take her home and do something very specific to her. She might shy away, but shell be thinking about it all the way up to the point she says yes. Good luck soldier, and remember no pics no milf/cougar.

 

[mike_v_s]

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Congrats!! You've been awarded 5 points for using paragraphs!

Unfortunately, you're getting penalized 15 points for everything else in what I can only describe as a literary melee in which grammar was shanked a dozen times and allowed to bleed out in an alley.

Mike

 

[TallLankyBastyd]

Been there... done it...

The one time that I kind of regretted it was when her teenage son walked in the next morning bellowing for mom to get up and make breakfast. Man... that was awkward...

Oh, and the other time that a gal's ex followed me when I left her place. I pulled into a stranger's driveway as if it were my own... got out and hid behind some bushes and then when hubby got out of his car and approached mine I walked out and threatened him with the beating of his life. Yeah... that was stupid but I was young, dumb and... uhhh... Randi...

Good luck! But be careful!

 

[caspa..]

hey lay off mike its 7 am here man ive been up for close to 24hrs trying to change my sleeping patterns if you want a novel which meets your grammer standards i can reccomend you look at "the reader"

 

[mike_v_s]

hey lay off mike its 7 am here man ive been up for close to 24hrs trying to change my sleeping patterns if you want a novel which meets your grammer standards i can reccomend you look at "the reader"

I was trying to follow your train of thought but there was no "period" to mark the end of it. Based on your previous explanation, can I assume you passed out on the keyboard?

Mike

 

[caspa..]

k i know when im beat

 

[wilser]

I'D TAP IT!

 

[caspa..]

hey whats that instrument called again , i used to look at them a couple of years ago

 

[wilser]

in general they are called tapping instruments, this particular one is a chapman stick.

 

[J. Crawford]

I wish I were over 18.

 

[J. Crawford]

I was trying to follow your train of thought but there was no "period" to mark the end of it. Based on your previous explanation, can I assume you passed out on the keyboard?

Mike

Wait, wait.

Mike didn't take any points away for grammar!? What the?

 

[caspa..]

hahah i know hey , anyways i think the world has been subjected to that crap long enough i might delete it , yall get the point i think