Dating an older woman?

[tycobb73]

Sexually this lady could ruin all others for you.

 

[L-A]

Sexually this lady could ruin all others for you.

Well it has this con. The pro is, you'll last longer with girls your age.

But I have no idea how to feel about this fact.

 

[Ben Lesser]

Unfortunately, you're getting penalized 15 points for everything else in what I can only describe as a literary melee in which grammar was shanked a dozen times and allowed to bleed out in an alley.

Good lord.

Sig'd.

 

[Jim Nazium]

You basically have two choices:
(a) Hit it like the hammer of Thor
(b) Surrender your man-card and slither back to the ocean like the jellyfish you are.

Are we clear?

 

[caspa..]

its looking all down hill from here on in for my profile wuh oh

 

[excane]

I'D TAP IT!

excane: resident wilser thread-Derailer.

 

[Happynoj]

WWMD?

There are two breeds here and you need to determine which breed you have on your hands. If she's a MILF then she wants to be the meat, if it's a cougar then you are the meat. That's the extent of the situation you have here. Either way consider yourself at the brink of embarking on a sexual adventure. Create a mental list of things you would like to accomplish, so that you can walk away from this situation satisfied that you have met your goals. Watch some porn for some ideas. Create a list and start knocking them out, including the weird ones that involve a bottle of wine, a funnel and another chick. There are only three dangers here, and one of them can be solved by wearing a jimmy. The other dangers to look out for are her ex. You need to make sure this dude isn't going to suddenly bust into the room and catch you naked holding a funnel. The last danger is your own young mind. Mentally she has the advantage, and she can play Jedi mind tricks with your young mind. Stay strong. Anything that leads to a discussion about "us", or what are "we" should be silenced. I find it's best to put something in her mouth but that's just me. Do not go on dates with this chick. Don't approach her by asking her on a date. Be straight up. Tell her you want to take her home and do something very specific to her. She might shy away, but shell be thinking about it all the way up to the point she says yes. Good luck soldier, and remember no pics no milf/cougar.

I guess that this answers my questions perfectly...

 

[Lazylion]

OP should heed the wisdom of Maki IMO.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Congrats!! You've been awarded 5 points for using paragraphs!

Unfortunately, you're getting penalized 15 points for everything else in what I can only describe as a literary melee in which grammar was shanked a dozen times and allowed to bleed out in an alley.

Mike

Mike, if you are nothing at all you are at least the king of zing.

 

[IconBasser]

hey lay off mike its 7 am here man ive been up for close to 24hrs trying to change my sleeping patterns if you want a novel which meets your grammer standards i can reccomend you look at "the reader"

I like this guy caspa.., he's alright!

welcome to TB my friend!

 

[L-A]

This thread is all wobbly.

 

[fange]

*fange opens door , "hey what are all you guys loo..............." *fange turns 180 on his heel pulling shut door and was never really the same *

 

[Gard]

Maki, thanks for coming in and cleaning this up...we were doing our best in your absence...

 

[Fontaine]

Boy, Don't you ever think twice about not nailing a MILF again. You hear? ... YOU HEAR??

 

[TallLankyBastyd]

Anyone else looking forward to next week's new thread by mattsbass:

"Hey guys... how do I get rid of these crabs?!?"

Until then...off to go gather that STD literature.

 

[AmyTheFreak]

Might be fun for a night.

It's total Blanche DuBois syndrome. She is getting older, is no longer married, and wants to know that she is still hot enough to bag the youngins.

 

[jazzy grille]

Might make for some VERY uncombfortable work situations... but might be worth it.

This.

I have dated to many women I worked with.. Man that got ugly fast.

Never again, I will.

 

[mattsbass]

Anyone else looking forward to next week's new thread by mattsbass:

"Hey guys... how do I get rid of these crabs?!?"

Until then...off to go gather that STD literature.

Lol!

I doubt it man. She told me she has only been with one guy.

 

[Chunk-O-Funk]

Lol!

I doubt it man. She told me she has only been with one guy.

Whatever.

Just bring some protection, and I don't mean your big brother.

 

[Human Bass]

Lol!

I doubt it man. She told me she has only been with one guy.

heh