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Dating an older woman?
- Thread starter mattsbass
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And she's 43? Highly unlikely. You're a sucker already for believing it. Don't get your feelings hurt by that either.
Sounds like the next talkbass seminar should be "Women Are Always Lying"
Ya. Big bro could make it awkward. Unless your into that....Whatever.
Just bring some protection, and I don't mean your big brother.
Dating an older woman, eh?
Most people just check the teeth, but I hear you can cut 'em in half and count the growth rings.
Most people just check the teeth, but I hear you can cut 'em in half and count the growth rings.
ROFL! Ad a zero (cause she is clearly lying) then multiply that by 10 for all the other people they have been with, then again, and again... Yeah she has probably been with about 1,000 people.
Whatever. Watch out, such a loose woman could undoubtedly be harbouring a shedload of STI's, since she's probably the bike for every teenager in the neighbourhood atm. Take a condom or two and some ethanol for dipping afterwards.
And this my friends is why Maki is the King !
Listen to Maki very carefully and do exactly as he suggested
Wow. Where were you when I was in my early 20's. I had to learn the hard way that every single thing you said in the above statement is TRUE.
I"ve got many notches on the cougar belt, but yet many clawmarks on my back. To the OP, you'd be a FOOL NOT TO!!!!!
And yes, Pics are in order!!!!
Getting with an older woman will either teach you how to destroy the younger girls, or it'll make you long for someone who knows what they're doing if your next one happens to be someone that don't.
I definitely know of a case where someone learned in a good way (not me), and of course since there's always 2 sides, you could definitely end up not being satisfied by any younger girl. It's hard to say that right, cause you'll be satisfied to a point, but something will be missing and when you thinking about it you'll get pissed haha.
Where I'm at now, if she came at me I'd suck it up and hope that she doesn't spoil the youngins for me. But either way I'd hit it if she fine. Don't worry about who she has and hasn't been with, bring protection and try not to be intimidated.
I definitely know of a case where someone learned in a good way (not me), and of course since there's always 2 sides, you could definitely end up not being satisfied by any younger girl. It's hard to say that right, cause you'll be satisfied to a point, but something will be missing and when you thinking about it you'll get pissed haha.
Where I'm at now, if she came at me I'd suck it up and hope that she doesn't spoil the youngins for me. But either way I'd hit it if she fine. Don't worry about who she has and hasn't been with, bring protection and try not to be intimidated.
Well, there's only one question here: do you think she's attractive, for a woman of that age? If yes, go for it. There are far worse things than getting into sack with an attractive older lady. She probably will teach you a thing or two. If you've misunderstood her intentions - which I doubt - you'll lose nothing.
IMHO Doing co-workers is a no no. Especially if you value your job and would like to stay. The chances of things going wrong is not worth it. On the other hand if you could care less about the job go for it!
