I was thinking more about audience reaction to pickguard swaps, than about the doll reference:
"Just a sec folks, I gotta have Tort for this next funk number!"
Actually (getting back on a serious note) I suggested to Sheldon, last time he was here in London at the London Bass Guitar Show, that it would be a good idea to build preloaded pickguards with pickups already fitted or first and foremost to fit basses with solder free plug in little connectors so that people can buy different pickups for their basses and swap them on the fly by simply unplugging them, he agreed it was a good idea, but not sure if it's one that will ever see the light of day, meantime it is not a new invention because EMG has been doing it for a while now.
